Yes, I’m writing about an ex-friend of mine. Well since I said it’s ex-friend, no need to be so kind anymore right? *woof woof* (Inside joke)
Well he’s one dumb ass who doesn’t know what Christmas Gift Exchange means, so I’m gonna take this chance to educate everyone because Christmas is coming! Woohoo!
Last year we had a party in my BFF’s house, though I was a mess that day (Ah! How bitter), I still remembered what I had to do, and I was generous to spend on Christmas gifts to some friends o’ mine.
So those who gave me pressies get one from me too, including this fucking dumb ass. I wasn’t the only one who gave him present ok? Even my BFF did! Well I think my title says it all,
This stupid ass didn’t even bother to get us anything.
I need to make this clear too in case some of you think I’m a greedy mofo, I didn’t want gift which is same amount as the one I gave away but at least be fucking sincere and CONSIDERATE that if it was meant to be a gift exchange, fucking get a Christmas card and write something on it if you don’t want to spend too much.
And the best part was we were really good friends. Thank God I withdrew eventually because I know if he is still my friend, I’ll become selfish, inconsiderate and stupid too, peer pressure mah. :P
It’s ok, people learn to be wiser as time goes by, and thank God he became wiser too! He has been avoiding our gang and has been living in his own tiny lil shitty world. And our lives have become brighter since this emo fuck has taken away the darkness from us. So this Christmas will be a total joy for all of us!
I know this ain’t a big deal, not like I want anything from that crook anymore, but I just felt like saying something since I don’t like him anyway. Oh gosh I’m so mean.
Ok, now people, let’s talk about Christmas Gift Exchange ideas, if you’re stuck as to what to buy for your friends. These are what I suggest and they are absolutely cheap so you don’t have to be a cunt to not buy your friends anything when they give you something:
- Diary/Planner - The small ones from Popular is less than RM25, make sure you buy the refillable ones so that the following year you can buy the papers only. :P
- Plushies - This is very common, shops like Memory Lane have a lot, a small one won’t cost expensive
- Nail polish - If you have loads of girl friends, then this is for you, nail polish in The Face Shop is very affordable, so you can buy 10 and it’s about RM50.
- Hair wax - For the males
- Mobile phone case - I saw many really cool ones in Fourskin, Gurney Plaza. And don’t tell me your friends don’t own a cellphone.
- Phone straps - Definitely not expensive!
- Photoframes with you and your friend’s picture on it - This is what Emily gave to me and I think that was very creative of her, she gave me a photoframe with picture of me and her doing funny faces, I love that idea so much!
- Christmas cards - If you are broke, please fucking get a Christmas card and write something sweet in it.
Those are things which are cheap, unless you wanna be like Oprah to give away a TV, car, house blah blah blah, then those are pretty useful already.
Now tell me,
What are your other gift exchange ideas?
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I won’t mention any names here because the gang knows who I’m talking about. It’s pretty pitiful how his good friends are leaving him one by one, so I don’t have to be so cruel. Eeee I’m so sweet after all! :P

So adorable!