The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Ah fuck those nutritionists who kept saying how McD can cause obesity blah blah blah. After all, we live to eat ok?! This is not an advertorial but I decided to praise McD because I’m happy.

So it was 12:00am when I felt so hungry, and it’s dark outside (duh) and I didn’t wanna drive out because I’m lazy afraid of the dark. And I was begging for help as my stomach is growling and it’s louder than a lion’s moan so I complained to my beloved and friends that I’m about to die. But I was slapped with a cruel comment, “STUPID! THERE’S SOMETHING CALLED McDELIVERY OK?!” Damn it! Why didn’t I think about it at the first place? Hmm… So I called McDelivery to be my saviour.

Previously (That was like 2 months ago) I called once and I didn’t know they actually kept our records because when I called, they just recited my names, home address blah blah blah, how convenient so I just had to order what I wanted to order - 1 McChicken Value Meal, 1 McChicken À la carte and 6 pieces of nuggets. Aiya 1 is for my mom k?

Then I waited while chatting with pals… About 15 minutes my yum yum food arrived! The total sum is RM24.50 but since the man was hardworking I gave him RM30 insisting that he should keep the change. See I’m sucha nice person!

Just look at my food! I looked like the hungry ghost who sneaked out from hell gate to seek for food huh? What to do? I was really hungry and I can’t be like a sadist to torture myself

My super yummy McChicken!!! Tell me are you drooling now? Oh no?

Then how about the Nuggets? Hehehe! I’m bored with the BBQ Sauce so I requested a Sweet and Sour sauce and I’m glad they remembered! =)

If you purchase more than RM20 you get 2 large Green Tea! Goodness!!! What a great deal but since we’ve got a Ribenna and a Green Tea, I’m storing another 1 in my refrigerator. Oh McD tell me why wouldn’t I love you so much? Look at the receipt below.

If i knew I’ll get extra drinks I’d rather spare the value meal and get myself a pie or anything. But it’s ok, I know what to do next and YOU know what to do next ok?

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Just by looking at these reminds me of a video clip which I should share to y’all… Madtv actually reminds me of their parody of McDonald’s. Click here to watch it if you can’t see the clips below.

Gawwwshhh what the fuck is this? So too much of McD will give you fat ass? *Looks at my own ass*… Phew… So you want fat ass cuz you’re dead hungry? Call

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Happy Sunday and Happy Father’s Day! =)

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