Archive for September, 2007

Hey Your Breath Stinks!

You may think I’m talking about you but I’m not gonna include any names here so just read on and laugh about it, because IF YOUR BREATH STINKS, do something about it!
Has anyone ever told you that your breath stinks like shit? It’s like you’ve been sticking your head in the toilet bowl every morning [...]

My Grandma Loves Watching Wrestling Show!

You ain’t seeing anything wrong, but I’m telling you this, my GRANDMA loves watching wrestling show!

She’ll go, “Hey what time is tonight’s wrestling show?!” And we’ll watch together because I love wrestling too. For me to love this kind of show is ordinary but for my GRANDMA to love it, that’s like… WOW!
I love it [...]

Lizards Must Die!

As much as people name lizards as the modern dinosaur, I fucking hate them. I hate them because they are evil. I’m not sure if they can eat a human but I know, they have evil motives on me. That’s why everytime when I bathe and see them on the ceiling, they will fall from [...]

If Only I’m That Tall… But Wait!

If I wanna be a model (which obviously I can’t), first thing I gotta do if I ever meet up with a genie is to tell him that I wanna grow taller! Height is so important if I wanna walk on the runway.
If I can grow as tall as Shakil O Neil, I’m gonna get [...]

They Trynna Make Me A Comedian, I Said YES YES YES

Sometimes I don’t understand why am I cracking jokes which I don’t even understand, sometimes I don’t even understand myself, why is it that I am so crazy all the time! When I’m hanging out with friends they’ll be like, “STOP STOP STOP! I can’t really eat with you keep joking like crazy.” or “I’m [...]