Archive for December, 2007

What The Fuck Is Your New Year’s Resolution(s)?

I know some suckers probably don’t plan for their lives. I was a sucker before but now I decided to have 5 New Year’s Resolutions so that I don’t feel sorry for myself in future. 2007 has been a motherfucking bitch to me so I wanna get rid of this bitch as soon as possible! [...]

Funny Incident Which Occurred During Xmas

Yeah I know Xmas is over, but as I was browsing msn.com, I came across this funny news which really caught my eyes.

Thief, Not Santa, Found Stuck in Chimney
It wasn’t Santa Claus but a would-be burglar that rescue workers found stuck up a chimney in central Australia on Friday.
Staff at the Gapview Hotel in Alice [...]

Why Is There A Sequel To Alien vs Predator?

Previously on MTV Movie Award…

Oh well…
But trust me fellas, this movie is good! I can’t believe I watched it TWICE! Talk about special effects, this movie can really give you nightmares and you’ll start to imagine having yourself a baby alien in you after watching it.
At least better than “I Am Legend” a lot! So [...]

OMG! Bittersweet 2007 Is Coming To An End Soon!

Bye bye fucking 2007. You have been too kind to me and at the same time too cruel to me. Thus I’m labeling you as the bittersweet 2007, but it’s ok, you’re gonna get fucked soon and replaced by 2008, let’s just hope 2008 won’t be a bitch to me anymore.

In year 2007, a lot [...]

Merry “Itchy” X’mas For All My Readers

Wooohooo!!! Christmas is gonna arrive soon and I wanna wish everyone an ITCHY Merry X’mas. Oh now you’re wondering what why itchy? LOL I’ve made the 2nd video blog to wish everyone. Watch till the end then you shall understand. Wahahahaha…

If you can’t watch it here then click here.
Merry Itchy X’mas y’all! May all [...]

Have You Paid RM99.99 Bucks For A Parking Ticket Before?

Well yeah baby! We did! And I’m serious! The machine wasn’t haywire ok?

Ok now if you don’t believe the picture, check out the video below and tell me what are you going to do? Oh by the way we were conversing in Hokkien so don’t bother what we’re saying just look at our expressions.

Starring: Me, [...]

3 Basic Steps To Make Your Readers Come Back For More

Note: This is certainly not how any other “pro”-bloggers will guide you but this is based on MY own way of getting my readers to stay. Yep! I’m generous to share a little secret on how to maintain loyalty among your readers.
Step Numero Uno: DARE TO FUCK
Trust me fellas, some readers LOVE the blogger to [...]