Archive for December, 2007

Have You Paid RM99.99 Bucks For A Parking Ticket Before?

Well yeah baby! We did! And I’m serious! The machine wasn’t haywire ok?

Ok now if you don’t believe the picture, check out the video below and tell me what are you going to do? Oh by the way we were conversing in Hokkien so don’t bother what we’re saying just look at our expressions.

Starring: Me, [...]

3 Basic Steps To Make Your Readers Come Back For More

Note: This is certainly not how any other “pro”-bloggers will guide you but this is based on MY own way of getting my readers to stay. Yep! I’m generous to share a little secret on how to maintain loyalty among your readers.
Step Numero Uno: DARE TO FUCK
Trust me fellas, some readers LOVE the blogger to [...]

My Advice To Those Who Just Broke Up

Stop whining how lonely you are because everyone knows you just want attention, probably you just want people to get their freaks on you so zip it you slut.

If you made a mistake in the relationship, just fucking admit it and don’t turn around biting your ex-partner. Since you two are already over, why cling [...]

Fucking Inquisitive Drivers!

I hate traffic jams, I mean… Who likes it anyway? You will get even mad especially when the Smart Tag lane is super congested. If it’s 7am+ then I will understand because people are going to work but if it’s jam even during other time, that means it’s either there’s an accident OR drivers being [...]

How To Make A Torture Chamber For Cockroach

I spotted this little bitch in my room, and instead of killing it, I decided to catch it and lock it up in a torture chamber, oh well you don’t really torture a cockroach do you? So this so called “Torture Chamber” is just for the exhibition purpose.

In order to make a “Torture Chamber”, you [...]