Archive for February, 2008

It’s Always Because of These Morons…

I was in shock when I saw Penang Bridge was having a serious traffic jam around 5 something today, I thought people are going back because the holiday is coming to an end until I saw these morons! Urgh!
I don’t care whose fault was it when the accident occur but to stop your cars in [...]

Ladies, This Is How You Tell Your Boyfriend When You F*ck With Another Man

You don’t TELL him what you’ve done, you SING to him. But please, bear the consequence yourself. (Matt Damon is in the house, now won’t you drool?)

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I thought it’s a brilliant idea to make a confession ain’t it? Instead of, “honey, I have something to tell you…” , you go… [...]

Happy Chinese New Year To Everyone!

Hooray! It’s the day when I can be prosper again, why? Because I’m gonna collect ang pau’s from my potential victims. He he he… So I’m gonna take this opportunity to wish all my readers who have been supporting me, keeping tracks with my updates, blah blah and blah a very Happy and Prosperous Chinese [...]

For Those Who Smokes

Contrary to popular belief, smoking can’t take your life so soon. Worry not, keep smoking like a chimney.
Evidence?

What would she say to you if you tell her smoking is bad?

What My Lecturer Said Which Moved Me

With REAL exams coming really soon (like 100 days left), our lecturers suddenly morphed into Confucius-like Philosophers, warning us how fucked up have we been behaving throughout the entire course, for example:

Sleeping in class… Very very bad!
All these while we’ve been hearing “Study hard, study hard, study hard.” Frankly speaking, we’re all bored of [...]

McChicken, McAyam?

Sometimes ordering food in drive-thru can bring you to hell when you get to speak to crazy people! I don’t even know if I’m at the wrong or he’s trying to confuse me, but this “operator” is driving me insane!
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(My car stops next to the machine for me to order the food)
Operator: Hello welcome to [...]