The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Strangely, it seems that most monster movies love featuring New York City. And we always have the best actor, actress blah blah blah, how about me giving you a list of monsters and you pick the best one, don’t worry if you don’t know any of these monsters because descriptions will be given.

*Note: When I say “Monster”, I mean really really big creature. Zombies/Vampires are not included.

Monstrosity #1 - Cloverfield Monster

This monster’s origin is yet to be discovered but the damage it caused in the movie “Cloverfield” is totally huge! It is famous for whipping the head of Statue Liberty off and produces loads of baby spider-like bitches to attack innocent people. Ugly? Hell yeah.

Monstrosity #2 - Alien Queen

The Alien Queen is bigger in size comparing to her minions, she doesn’t show herself unless her babies are getting weaker. If you fuck with her, she will literally cut you with her tail.

Monstrosity #3 - King Kong

The monster who wants to have sex with human being - also known as the King Kong is famous for lifting his sex partner and climb all the way up to the tower and subsequently being shot dead. Idiot. Although King Kong is wild in nature, it is often shown to have compassion and love towards its sex partner the girl.

Monstrosity #4 - Godzilla

It is very impossible for Godzilla to be forgotten because this bitch is big and it’s good at stepping on little cars, trees, photographer, blah blah blah. But it is better than the Cloverfield monster, at least it doesn’t produce little babies to attack humans. It’s all a one-man-show, he roams, he roars, he kills, he steps, he eats, he dies.

Monstrosity #5 - The Marshmallow Monster

This monster is found in the movie “GhostBusters”. It is supposedly the best looking monster with a big smile on its face. It is not as violent as the other monsters and the way to finish him is to eat him up since he’s a marshmallow, ah well, just kidding. The way to defeat him is to call “GhostBusters” of course… Like duh…

Monstrosity # 6 - Britney Binti Adnan Ghalib Fatimah Spears

This monster will do whatever it takes to steal the spotlights and be featured in many magazines to scare the readers away with her super violent actions - shaving bald, going out pantieless, driving without license. So it’s not surprised how she could make it to the list. :P

So, which monster do you think is the best?

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