Dead License (Parody Of Dead Silence)
Ceddy on Jul 20 2007 at 12:29 pm
18PG - This content is VERY disturbing so you make your own discretion to either read on or scram!
Can I call this a sequel to the movie Dead Silence? Or yet another spin off? Goodboygonebad.com proudly presents to you… the most horrible movie you’ve ever seen, from the director of “See Saw”, I give you…
DEAD LICENSE!!!
They call it an urban legend, some call it the unexplainable truth… The legendary ventriloquist who uses his sex dolls to enthrall the audience - MALI SHAW. He was killed with his dick cut off after being suspected as a murderer of a young girl, and the killers have to pay for their sins… Each and everyone who gets horny will be killed, all left with the similar sign - with their dicks get cut off. The way Mali Shaw kill people is rather simple, first, he will go to the nearest Post Laju and mail the sex dolls to the boys… With his spirit possessing the sex dolls, whoever gets erected will be the next victim of the merciless Mali Shaw, thus… the poem explains it all…
Beware the stare of Mali Shaw,
He had no dick only balls,
And if you see him, you better scream,
Or you will start to have wet dreams
The answer shall remain mysterious, unless the girl named Jahmie whose husband was killed by Mali Shaw discovers the truth. She will encounter important people throughout her search, including the casket dealer - Malion and Henny, the officer who thought she’s the killer, her father, Mr. Wardward and her stepmother Lala. Will she find the truth? Or will she be the next victim of the fatal stare of MALI SHAW.
Let me give you a sneak preview of a scene in Dead License:
Henny: In this town, nobody can mention his name, he is here and he can hear!
Jahmie: Yakah? MALI SHAW MALI SHAW MALI SHAW MALI SHAW MALI SHAAAAW!!!
Henny: Bitch, shut up!
(All of sudden, the place becomes utterly silenced, and the voice of Mali Shaw whispers)
Mali Shaw: Yo what chu yellin fo?
Why Dead License? To avoid being sued. 
Maybe we can have a story for this movie? What do you think? Give me some comments and see how we can work on the parody? Like this type of content, tell me, and invite your friends here and we’ll start playing!
Errrrrrr…is tat u …in the poster?? Muahahahahahaha Mali Saw…..
Swt….u horny, u die!
hahaha. Funny statement we have, Cedric!
Oooo… coolll “movie”.. when it gonna hit the screen? LOL!
Muaahahaha….This really make up my day lar~
Specially this part –>
“Beware the stare of Mali Shaw,
He had no dick only balls,
And if you see him, you better scream,
Or you will start to have wet dreams”
LOLx!
when u hard den u will get cut,
LMAO!
HAHAHAHAHA, like that also can meh! geng la you. mary shaw become mali shaw. ROFLOL
Walao wei…..!!!!!
Muhahahahahahaahhaha… *fell off chair*
Benjipapa : I also dunno if it’s me or a doll. LOL
SS: Don’t siao siao with me lor… Haha I always siao one, don’t worry.
Angeline: We’ll need more actors and actresses and sex toys.
Guaisaujai: Hahaha thanks for droppin by ma blog ya! And i’m glad it cheered u up!
JJ: So are you brave to be horny?
Nicholas: Muahahahaha of course! I am always that geng one! You wanna be our actor? LOL
Chee Hsien: Wei, don’t be too excited ler, later u see Mali Shaw!
What kinda license is this? lol~ -__-
hahaha laughing till my tummy aches la
haha sounds fun