The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

*short notice: I’m takin’ over Daphne’s blog while she’s running for her life. I’m hacking it! So go have a visit!*

Before I go on, y’all know how to use the word DIVA or not? There are 2 meanings of the word “Diva”. 1) A distinguished woman who sings in opera, 2) successful woman. But in modern times it could mean “successful and glamorous people with real talent and skill“, because some men start to adopt this title too!

As for Diva WANNABES, it goes otherwise. These people are super posers, they don’t really have what it takes to call themselves a diva and yet they wanna ACT like one. Well once a while is tolerable but if you consistently flash things that are paid by your daddy mommy, that’s so NOT diva-ish. A Diva wannabe will say things like these:

• “What? I don’t eat at hawker stalls, it’s a very dirty place… Look at those foods… Eew… Low class!” (Low your fucking class, you probably forgot you live in a junk house)

• “It’s so hot today, I think my CHANEL (purposely emphasize on the word) is making me sweaty, how uncomfortable!“

• “Oh, sorry I don’t buy other CHEAP BRANDS, I only use Louis Vuitton. Body Glove? Haha, cheap stuff.” (WTF I love Body Glove’s stuffs and you’re telling me this shit!)

• “People like me do not like fighting for promotional items, I don’t buy discounted items either.” (One word to describe this diva, “FOOL!”)

• “OMG OMG, I need more concealer on my face!!! Uh… This BOBBI BROWN is making my face ITCH!“

• “If my drink is not served within 5 minutes, I’m gonna walk away.“

• “OMG! I’m LIKE the cutest girl among you all!” (Eventhough her face looks like hippo’s ass) - Contributed by SaeWei.

• Your example.

You see, these people are weird… Come on, who the fuck are you? If you hate something and especially when you’re in a group, it’s either you walk away immediately or you bear with it. No one’s gonna sit there and stare at your OMG-someone-owed-me-100000000000000-bucks-face. You ain’t no Mariah Carey, Shakira, Beyonce, Kylie Minogue or whosoever, point is, you do not have what it takes to talk/act like celebrities, people don’t know who the hell you are. Talk to me when you achieved Mariah Carey’s rank, like this!

Real diva!

She can say things like those wannabes like to say because she is a DIVA! She can even by a chef home if she thinks the chef is great! She can do whatever she likes because people know who she is and she got the talent/skill!!! As for those youngsters who still count on your daddy and mommy, please, be good boy/girl, there’s nothing big to show off your stuffs. Especially right in front of me, because…

because…

because…

because…

I’m more diva-ish than you, admit it suckers, I’m the best!

Muahahahahahaha don’t show me your middle finger, I’mma fart on you. This post is not intended to bash anyone in particular but it’s my view on people who basically wanna have royal treatment whenever they go. What are you? Some sort of rotten prince/princess?

p/s: Stop asking me to stop dreaming ok?! :P

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