The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Down with fever… *touches my forehead* , fuuuyoh… 100 degree Celsius. Those who wanna cook something can use my forehead for a while before I recover. Yeah yeah I know for those of you who wanna see me die, you probably wish that I can straightaway sleep until cannot wake up right? Sigh… unless you have signed up to be a Grim Reaper, otherwise just keep wishing then.

Suddenly, Kylie Minogue’s “Fever” rings in my head…

Fever sure has got me good
What you do when fever takes hold

What?! Got you good? Girl I can even produce steam right now and my head is so heavy, no way no way, fever is so uncool! Thanks to the weather these days, if it’s not raining heavily then it’s burning like crazy. And thanks to myself, if I don’t sleep late everyday, this post won’t even appear in my database. And thanks to my mouth for refusing to drink a lot of water, look at me now, I’m just like a zombie.

Morales of the story

• When people fire you in your blog, don’t try to be clever thinking that you can solve the problem until you drag your precious time till late night. People curse your dad so what? People ask you to fuck your mom so what? You can’t change uncivilized people what, unless you have the urge to … your mom, otherwise shut your damn PC and go to sleep. Excuse my traditional thinking but I believe that what goes around comes around. You bring up my parents, and will you take the heat when people do the same? Hehe so if you encounter this nonsense, if it’s a hate comment, ignore it, if it’s a threat, report it. Like what icyqueengoddess just did.

• Drink loads of water when you are dehydrating, don’t let your slothfulness prevents you to move around! You are not a jellyfish and you are not composed with 94–98% water, so if you know you will be lazy to walk downstairs and drink, buy a big container and place it next to you, unless you’re born retarded… uh oh then, pray that you will see a Genie then.

• If you do not possess an owl’s or a bat’s DNA, when it’s time to sleep, just tell yourself that you have to sleep or else you’ll see apocalypse arriving. No kidding, if you always sleep late, ooh something bad is going to happen!!!

• Be picky when you’re eating, whoever told you that “eh, you have been eating dirty foods all these while till you grow up…”, tell that person that your senses are functioning and you know that it’s as if a suicide to eat fried food when you know that the weather is burning, you can make a difference, unless you’ve been waiting to die, then go ahead.

I know how the hell I got fever, and I don’t want my readers to end up being like me. When you can sleep, sleep. When you have water to drink, drink, when you can choose appropriate food, be picky. Any extra infos from people with relevant knowledge? If you do, share it!

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