Hey Your Breath Stinks!

You may think I’m talking about you but I’m not gonna include any names here so just read on and laugh about it, because IF YOUR BREATH STINKS, do something about it!

Has anyone ever told you that your breath stinks like shit? It’s like you’ve been sticking your head in the toilet bowl every morning before you hang out!

Stink

Now I’m telling you this, seriously each time you talk to me, the reason why I don’t respond is because I’m holding my breath, I CAN’T INHALE!!! And you know what, because of that, you’re a potential killer, you kill people with your breath! Get real man, who’s gonna talk to you if you can’t even maintain this basic hygiene?!

Killing Innocent People

If you don’t do anything about it I’m telling you this, you are going to create more and more disaster in future, GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, USE LISTERINE, CHEW 100000 GUMS and STOP KILLING THE INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!

Mass Murder

And I can’t possibly tell it to your face because that will hurt you so bad and this could cause a fight, and you can’t run up to me the next day and say, “MY BREATH DOES NOT STINK!” and I can easily tell you this, “YOU CAN’T SMELL YOURSELF!“.

You need help, seriously! And this is for your own good! Damn! But then again, I didn’t mention anyone’s name so if your breath stinks, please do something about it… Please! And why am I being mean? It’s because you’re the mean one who doesn’t know how to take care of yourself. Shoo!

14 Responses to “Hey Your Breath Stinks!”

  1. on 21 Sep 2007 at 1:42 pm Vingie

    wai,what are u hinting huh?

  2. on 21 Sep 2007 at 2:18 pm JJ

    my god,
    u draw all the pictures?
    so nice,
    LMAO!!!!

  3. on 21 Sep 2007 at 3:54 pm Carmen

    Walau..who’s the serial killer? Lol.

  4. on 21 Sep 2007 at 3:56 pm Chee Hsien

    Hahahahahaa… u did it again!

    Next time before he talks to you, first thing u do is, hand him a chewing gums and asked would he likes to take one of this?

  5. on 21 Sep 2007 at 7:09 pm mr green

    wow.. what a confession… wakaka…. it is really true that even me also can not stand with such creatures (sounds like alien huh… hehe). Just like my classmate case, there is one guy in our class that seems so happy with his own smelly body… OMG, everyday we are sighing when ever he is walking near us. even he do not seems to change because of that. and i will always remember he day when some naughty boys in my class spraying him with febreeze… he also seems don’t get it. My advise to you cedric: give that person a toothbrush and toothpaste during his birthday… hehe ;p

  6. on 21 Sep 2007 at 8:59 pm minny

    omg even buildings collapse because of that somebody’s stinky breath. blueeeek ): maybe u can hire that somebody to like, suffocate lizards for you toxic sial!

  7. on 21 Sep 2007 at 9:21 pm Erin

    hey.. i guess.. your fren forgot to do sumthing after brushing teeth, most ppl forgot to clean their tounge.

    neh.. tht smelly smelly yellow thingy.

    buy ur fren tht plastic thingy during Birdday larh.

  8. on 22 Sep 2007 at 3:53 am BenjiPapa

    wahahahahaha/…… Greater than Godzilla…. all PUKE……….

  9. on 22 Sep 2007 at 12:23 pm Anston

    Is hard to face with persons with bad breath, this reminds me a friend of mine with smelly body, eek~

    Nice pictures, haha…

  10. on 22 Sep 2007 at 1:34 pm saewei

    give him the pink color toothpaste and toothbrush mentioned in vingie’s blog on his birthday..

  11. on 23 Sep 2007 at 12:37 am wong

    Honestly, some of my friends didn’t brush their teeth also… So I do like you… Stop breathing! LOL~! The only way, I don’t like to say something bad to them or advice something like that la… Cause it’s too basic thing and if tell you, it become they’re too stupid to know… :S

  12. on 23 Sep 2007 at 12:08 pm Aaron@AxiaL

    Whoa! Can bring down buildings some more! LOL~
    I think I know who you mean.. hmmm~

  13. on 26 Sep 2007 at 4:12 pm lordmanilastone

    nice one cedric, i like your doodles, you made a very light topic so interesting and humorous, keep up the good job!!

  14. on 23 Feb 2008 at 6:40 am indian boy

    you are right!my breathe rally does stink!!!

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