The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

*update* Oh I’m so happy, I went to the fortune teller and guess what? That aunty literally killed me by telling me all sorts of NEGATIVE things that are going to cause nightmare to me from today onwards, but I guess it’s a brutal way to remind me that my exams i just around the corner and that I have to stay focus!

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I’m writing this entry because tomorrow I’m going to consult one. But I am not going to tell you that I 100% believe them, I’ve seen a fortune teller before and his so called “prediction” didn’t really convince me and the one I’m going to seek tomorrow is his WIFE.

Imagine I walk in and she tells me, “So you blogged about how inaccurate my husband is?!”

Bah, it’s not like she’s predicting, she could have a PC and she could be a reader of my blog. :P So do not ever ever go to a fortune teller and have this mindset that they will ALWAYS be accurate. Not to mention some are fake ass money suckers, the reason why I’m going tomorrow is because I’ve been hearing a lot of great feedbacks from my friends and since it’s only 5 bucks, why not?

I mentioned about the previous fortune teller, well the reason why I felt he’s bullshitting me at some point because his “opening speech” is so wrong! What he did was he asked for my birthday, if he is a fortune teller he should have told me about my birthday instead of me having to tell him.

Ok maybe I’ve gone overboard. After asking for my birthday he flipped a book and started writing down numbers. And the numbers are tougher than Da vinci’s code, I guess only magical beings like him would understand.

Then he asked me, “Are your family parents planning to send you to overseas to study?” So I assume that as his OPENING speech.

“Err… No ah…” I answered in a softer tone, NOT wanting to embarrass him because never in my life my parents mentioned about sending me off to the overseas to study.

“Is your family member planning for your career in future?“, he proceeded.

Come on! Which parent won’t give a shit about their child’s future/career? No way man, you are doing it too generally, I want something in depth!!! Tell me something that will surprise me.

“You will have a successful career in future!” OK at least this is something nice to hear but if only he would tell me how successful is successful… Gah… I’m asking too much.

“You are a lone ranger, you won’t have a family in future.” OUCH!!!! He then told me that it simply means I won’t have a marriage or kids or something like that. Ok uncle, just because you know I have a gay face doesn’t mean you can simply blurt! Elton John is happily married with David Furnish! :P

“Your love life is a touch and go one!” Yet ANOTHER OUCH!!! What do you mean by touch and go? This is seriously making me a promiscuous slut! I don’t like this statement! And he continued by adding that it means when someone broke up with me, another person will appear immediately. I was like… No way man! I am happily in a relationship for 4 God damn months + and you are here to demotivate me?! He added that true enough I am in a relationship, but as I grow older, there are people who will keep coming to me and it will be my decision to pick the right person.

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be an OUCH or a WOW. Either way he told me to focus on my studies and not to worry about my romance and stuffs. Ah well, I guess he couldn’t give me a proper prediction, so I forgive him.

See sometimes you should be somehow SKEPTICAL towards this kind of fortune telling thing, because these people might tell you something in general and when you nod your head, they will try to tell you something which is possible, for example an old woman consulting a FAKE fortune teller, he could begin with,

“Are you always having problems walking?” The woman will nod her head because she could be 78 years old and which old person doesn’t have walking problem? Unless she’s Madonna. So when she nods, he’ll continue,

“Your son and his wife quarrel all the time right?” Then she will think, yeah, occasionally they fight so YES! THEY quarrel ALL THE TIME! You tell me, which couple don’t fight?

So when she’s 500% convinced that this fortune teller is super true, this fortune teller might take advantage to deceive her by bullshitting till she went crazy.

My advice is this: When you go to a fortune teller, just listen for the sake of listening and don’t let their prediction affect you badly. It could be wrong, or FAKE. If it’s something nice then say thank you because you are a human and you love compliments.

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