How To Deal With Perverted Security Guards
Ceddy on Feb 22 2008 at 1:48 am
How many of you faced this situation before? Or maybe your friend(s) had this kind of experience when the security guards would whistle, blow flying kisses, talk dirty to female students who walk pass them? Well many girl friends of mine have complained about the guards’ misdemeanor and they feel really intimidated by them.
Of course, formal complaints were made and the latest action they took against the security guards was to WARN them, which I don’t think they’re even afraid of it. And these security guards are only 19 years old. YES! Just 19! And I begin to doubt the process of recruiting these horny motherfuckers.
To avoid being a target, I think these are what people should do:
- Ignore the shit outta these fuckers: I think it’s by far the most effective way to shut them up, yeah sometimes people would just stop and answer unnecessary questions by those perverts because they think that if they don’t comply, these people may harm them but the thing is, how sure are you that even if you comply, they won’t harass you again?
- Always be accompanied by a guy friend: You don’t have to make it clear that he is your boyfriend but normally horny fucks won’t approach girls who have male companies, especially macho ones so that they won’t get into trouble too.
- Walk in a BIG group: Seriously this work! If there are only 2 horny fucks and you are in a group of 5 or 6, sane people would just leave you alone because in reality, there’s no such thing as Jackie Chan vs 40 thugs ok?
If you think these can’t work…
- Whack these fuckers: For just a nominal amount, you can hire some gangsters to whack the shit outta these fuckers when they are patrolling alone to teach them a lesson.
- Target their vehicles: Most security guards are not rich, or even if they can afford a car, I don’t think it’s gonna be some super expensive shits, BUT even if it’s an expensive shit… Who cares about all these when you just wanna show them some attitude by deflating the car tires, smash the windscreen or pour some acid on it?
- Set their office on fire: Obviously you don’t do this ON YOUR OWN because if you’re caught, you’ll be charged for murder. Get someone who has no life to do it for you! I said burn their OFFICE, i didn’t say burn the security guards because some are really nice people.
- Get them into trouble: Bombard the boss with loads of complaint letters, phone calls and stuffs all pointing at those perverted morons, if you’re the boss I think you will feel pretty much irritated.
You do these only when you’re harassed by really nasty and perverted security guards who needs to be taught some lesson, you don’t do this to VERY old security guards who can’t even run just because he said “hello” to you.
What would you do then?
Have you watch P2??? It’s about a “pien thai” security guard trying to “ahem” the poor lady.. Very scary can!!!!!
Hmmph! I totally pervert humsap security guards! Especially those with big mouth that couldnt stop talking shits.. Aiyo..beh tahan them nia..
Eeee!! They are supposed to ‘jaga keamanan’ not create chaos man. Idiots.
Yesterday at Island Plaza,I walked pass this security guard and he started mumbling something at me with a super disgusting look on his face. I turned and gave him the death stare. Cb. Never die b4. Mess with me. Tiuniaseng. ROARRR~
if the security guards starts to blow flying kisses, whistle, or whatever shit that is.Then I’m really in trouble !!.i like the set their office on fire idea,hmmm…
Flux: Yeah… Hahaha see them in panic mode. Kakakakaka But I doubt those guards will target you, cuz they are horny fucks who only wanna disturb girls.
Vingie: Who dares to fuck with you? You’re like Beyonce with her fierce look.
SaeWei: The P2 one memang you have no choice but to kill him, but for those motherfuckin perverts, I guess use my methods is pretty useful. XD
I reckon walking with big groups(esp with male) is the best way
May be the place is more secure without those security guards… Ironic…lol.
hey i guess i know where u heading to must be our college punya guards eh?
i support the idea of complaining and get them out of job.
i know these ppl
they are addicts k they drink cough medicine and takes ‘high’ pills too and should be about late 20s dee
they keep disturbing the girls.
i don’t even know how the management think or have the management been blind so mess up ppl also can hire to become a guard ler.
that fellow some more steals…..
must teach these motherf***ers a lesson.
i definitely coming up with sth soon!