How To Make A Torture Chamber For Cockroach
Ceddy on Dec 17 2007 at 12:00 am
I spotted this little bitch in my room, and instead of killing it, I decided to catch it and lock it up in a torture chamber, oh well you don’t really torture a cockroach do you? So this so called “Torture Chamber” is just for the exhibition purpose.
In order to make a “Torture Chamber”, you just need a few things: Paper, Scissors, Empty Bottle, Marker Pen, Stapler and of course, the little bitch you caught!
You then cut the empty so that you can have a cup-shaped container.
Tear the paper into small pieces and fill up 1/4 of the container so that later you can see the cockroach performing some “mountain climbing“.
In order to make it look as if it’s a real torture chamber, you can draw a dead stick man and paste it on a paper pole.
There you go! A torture chamber. Wahahaha
Release the little bitch into this torture chamber and see it playing in the container, don’t kill it! Let it play, but don’t be a dumb ass to leave the container unsealed!
So what can you do to this cockroach in a torture chamber? You can:
- Send it as a present to your enemy, preferably those who are timid and see them scream.
- Send it to your least favorite lecturer as a sign of showing appreciation
- Do some milkshake by shaking it if you’re too free
- Leave it and feed it and bring it to your school and show off to your friend.
- Sell it in Ebay, claim that it’s an ancient cockroach who has been living for 100 years and get ready to be sued by your buyer.
- Blog about it just like me and flush it away at the end of the day
LOL I know I’m crazy, if you begin to laugh about what I just did, that means you’re crazy too! Hoooray! Let’s get crazy everyone! Cockroaches, bring ya troop in my room again and this time I will fucking make a prison for you. :D
bitch is lookin cozy in there.
OMG!! you are soooooooooooooo creative!!! can see what contained in your brain. =)
aih,since im afraid of these creppy crawlies,so die BITCH !!!..lol u sell that,no one will buy la…
but i kind a agree with lovelix,that bitch looks cozy inside like having a vacation..the only thing is,he’s gonna die!!!!
Bitch you are so so so GELI!!!!!!!!
Cipet!!!! You better dont play this on me, or else i surely kill you one!!!!!!
lol.. chek ak… but i like it… hahahahaha… coz i dun like cockroaches as well. yer…
Oh! oh!!!
This looks so fun!!!
I have one too!! You might find this interesting!!
Instead of a cockroach i used a lizard!!
How to impale a lizard
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ps: i dont think anyone will get the meaning of my comment except for flux and maybe ced. ngiaahahahaa
hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha i cannot stop laughing at the dead man!!!
If I catch that in toilet, I would make it lie upside down and pour some toilet cleaner (comes in handy) on it; if in kitchen, pour hot water on it… Seeing it struggling is fun *ngek ngek ngek*
And the milkshake technique is applicable when I catch a mosquito which bites me (especially middle of the night). Let it die with blood *ngeks*
ewww….
Gross.
i hate cockroaches!!! blardy creatures! die die die!!!
Max: Yeah but I get the excitement when it died. LOL
-742-: WOOOSH! U’re just like me, welcome to tha club! LOL
Pippo: It looks sexy. :P
Pinksterz: I don’t understand also. hahaha
rei: OMG THAT IS SICK BUT I LOVE IT!!! Left a message in your blog ady. Haha
Erlynda: Wahahaha
JJ: Oh yeah… Christmas present hor? Ha!
Flux: Yeah that bitch can be cozy for how long? haha
Jane: FULL OF SHITS! Haha
Lovelix: Nvm it’ll be cozy in hell too.
ah that reminds me of that time when i caught a spider in my water bottle.. i made a fake spider jungle in there for it and named it Gary haha
Now that’s funny! I stumbled this post!
LiveCrunch: Thanks a bunch man! :D I’m glad you enjoyed it! Cheers! :D
Tingtitlei: Wahseh if you blogged about this it would be really really funny!