I Don’t Believe In Fortune Tellers Anymore
Ceddy on Sep 17 2008 at 7:04 pm
I once blogged about the lady fortune teller bitch who said I will NEVER pass my exams and trust me, that bitch made me paranoid for weeks! I know y’all sure say “Aiya if you prepared well you shouldn’t be afraid of her.” But tell you what, shit happens all the time and let me give you this scenario:
If I’m a fortune teller and you come to me and seek help and my opening speech can basically tell you what your dad works as, how is your family’s situation and if I tell you that you’ll meet with an accident tomorrow. You confirm worry about yourself one.
Let me just put it clear, reverse psychology doesn’t work well for me. I mean if she wants me to study hard by telling me that I will fail, she should quit her daytime job, she speaks as a fortune teller so I can say since she knows I will fail my exams, no matter how hard I try also I will fail right? Then work hard for what? Tzk tzk tzk, if she wanna motivate people like that, she shouldn’t call herself a fortune teller, she should just open a childcare center.
This is the bitch who told me that I will fail my exams
So I passed my exams with my own effort, not because of that woman, it’s because I know it sucks to refer my papers and I have faith that God will be my guidance. And then I learned something very useful.
Don’t ever pay money to someone who will talk bad about you!
I’d rather pay 5 bucks to someone who can compliment me, eh fuck it, you pay money to someone who tells you that you will fail your exams lah, ghost will follow you lah, accident lah… What’s the point? Being paranoid is negative, whatever happened to the “be optimistic at all times” sigma?
Fortune tellers are evil motherfuckers!
I will never set foot on that woman’s house anymore, and neither should you. Nobody can tell you what’s gonna happen tomorrow so it’s either you live your life happily or you become an emo shit. Why did I say fortune tellers are evil?
Remember the widely speculated so called lame ass “prediction” made by this Juseleeno Nobulega DaRoose (herein referred to as DaGOOSE)? DaGOOSE said there’ll be earthquakes in The Phillipines, China blah blah blah. I’m pretty sure he has succeeded in scaring everyone. But did any of his predictions come true? NONE!
DaGOOSE, you failed!
The failed goose
The next time you are about to fall for someone’s “prediction”, tell them that you can also predict that if he says something bad, there’ll be a fist on his face. Don’t let those people who put a shame on the spiritual world ruin your future, you control your own destiny, and if you believe in God, he’s the one who gives you strength. I learned my lesson, no more fortune telling for myself!
Remember to tell your mom too, some women are too free so they make their own trip to visit some fortune tellers who are capable of making these women losing fortune. Simple only mar, they tell the women, “tomorrow your son will die so extra 500 bucks to save his life.” . See lah they give or not? Don’t be so stupid lah, how many people have been conned by these people? Think, if they can do something to improve your life, do they have to sit here and predict fortune for you? Dream lah!
So what have we learned today?
- The fortune teller bitch who told me I will 100% fail my exams is a bitch.
- DaGoose failed miserably so he is a son of a bitch
- If you believe in fortune telling wholeheartedly, you are a stupid bitch.
Don’t be a bitch. :)
I totally agree with you. I never really believed in fortune tellers cos if people can predict the future, then the world will be in a helluva mess. Plus, it’s not like they are giving away good news anyway (if so it’ll be alright cos they are instilling positivity and it doesn’t matter if it’s gonna come true so long you’re happy)), they are being negative! But people still turn to them… I guess it’s the same as sad dramas, you still watch ‘em even though you know you’re gonna cry your eyes out…. People are weird….
Bro.. Like what I said to u..
“People hears what they wanted to hear” .. Some times, it’s not about being paranoid or what.. It just depends on what you wanted to hear.. They can always say you pass your exam.. But deep inside you.. you ofcoz know better that you can pass then can liao la..
Seriously, going for fortune telling is just a for fun task.. lolz.. up till now.. i never gone to any yet.. well.. sometimes it’s just to comfort ourselves for going there to wish them saying good things aint it?
Krawx just blogged about Male to Female TRANSFORMATION
Krawx: Well when I said I won’t pay money for people to talk bad about me, I mean I don’t want people to tell me I will have accident lah, fail in my exams lah, they could have said things like “If you don’t study hard then you will fail your exams miserably.” That at least I can brush up, to say bad things to me is just like cursing me, wtf! Cannot!
ST: Exactly! You won’t hear things like tomorrow everyone’s going to prosper, all you hear is disaster, death, war blah blah blah. And if someone believes them then they will have unnecessary worries in their life. I’ve learned my lesson, it’s a big NO to all the fortune tellers! (Unless you wanna say nice stuffs to me and bless me. LOL)
When I was young my mum brought me to see a so call medium that can speak with Guan Yin and she told my mum that I’ll be retarded at the age of 18 wtf.
Simon Seow just blogged about The Moon Represent My Heart
Simon: It’s a shame how people can use the God’s name to “predict” the future. Have you thought of going back and tell the person that a retard can never maintain a blog nor visit someone’s blog and leave comments with perfectly structured sentence?
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James: Hmm thanks for that info. Oh no so my blog is categorized under blackhat eh? No wonder I’m still having a PR0. Fuck it!
Just burn her house down so she doesn’t make other people feel like shit! I know i would :D
Every action we make has it’s own consequences, we choose our own fate and not let people tell us what’s gonna happen.
Take care Ceddy :)
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Yap.. I agree with you that the fortuneteller is just NOTHING.. Con ppl just for living…
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
And by saying invent it simply means that you need your heart and soul to work out some things. Equate to lay man terms:
You need to work yourself to accomplish your goal.
Gold will never drop from the sky so that explained why future can be predicted if you stream line your machinery to reach for the inventions.
Be it Lawyer, doctor, etc
You need to have that invention to be one.
You have the choice and you can choose the best of it.
so long my friend….
Study hard and we are predicting another Lawyer in the making…..
Only if you invented it.
( First pass your Part 1 )
Cheers.
jus take everything with a pinch of salt lar. i never believe fortune teller 100%. if they can tell fortune, they will not be where they are!
And you r super bitchy! haha Total no. of “bitch” in this post: 8!
serene just blogged about Yodsaenklai WON again!
Serene: LOL You counted!!!
Jefferson: TQ
David: Yeah! Sucha bunch of con man!
Jew: :)