The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Last week, I posted a couple of Q n A’s and I am amazed by the numbers of questions I am getting this week. Now I am going to try my best and answer one by one of you.

First question sent in by reader colleen,this is what she has to say

miss V! miss V! ive got issues…
i’m a jealous, selfish, possessive freak..
wad m i to do about it? ><”

Dear Colleen,

First off,I thank God that you know that you’ve got issues. Some people just don’t want to admit they have problems,I must praise you for that. You’re a jealous,selfish and a possessive freak,I think it is time you think long and hard and try to change. No one wants to be with you if you don’t change. Since you’ve already taken the first step into admitting your problems,you should now seek solutions for it. I propose that you start opening up your heart and also be more open minded. Unless,you want to scare away the person you love.

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Second question sent by reader miss V junior,and her question is :

my boyfriend wont have sex with me what am i suppose to do?! im so depress.

Dear Miss V Junior,

I think that your boyfriend won’t have sex with you,is because either he is not into vaginas or your vagina’s not pretty. If that is not the case,I suggest you work things out with him. Maybe you can spice up your love life by playing dressing up. Who knows your boyfriend might be into banging hot nurses or sexytaries. IF after you’ve tried and he is still a no go,please go and organise a fuckfest with your girlfriends.

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Third question by BITCH,her question is :

how to make my eyes bigger without surgery huh? hahahahaha

Dear Bitch,

I don’t know why you want such big eyes for. I think people with big eyes looks like a suffocated hamster or a very ugly goldfish. But if you insist,you can always use the clothes pegs and clip on your eyes.

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Fourth question sent in by Miss B,and her question is :

I am lonely… Please help.I feel suicidal… and sleepy.

Dear Miss B,

You already took the first step to cure your loneliness by talking to me However,I am not sure if you are here to see my reply. Because you feel suicidal,if you’re dead,I might need to talk to GoodboyGonebad and start burning my reply to you. Anyway,if you’re lonely,please go and make some friends and don’t be such a pussy whining about being lonely. Ditch the internet and go out and have fun okay? Then you won’t feel so suicidal anymore!

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Fifth question sent in by crazybeat,and her question is :

I really think I have some issues with my atitude. I drove my best friend away and now I miss her. It’s been two years since high school and we don’t talk anymore but I think about her sometimes. We’ve grown up into two different people, I know, but I want to reach to her. I;v hurt her badly in the past, it’s borderline unforgivable but I really do want to make amends. Help

Dear Crazybeat,

I don’t know what you’ve done to drive your best friend away but I assume it is pretty serious. If you know what you did wrong and what to make up to it,you should. You don’t even need to think twice. Since both of you are grown ups,I’m sure both of you can work things out. Maybe you can start keeping in touch with her. Don’t be too pushy,as you might scare your friend away TWICE. Take things slow but don’t keep your hopes too high,or else you might end up with bigger dissapointment if your best friend decide not to forgive you.

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Sixth question sent in by JJ , and his question is :

Miss V,
it is me again lar.
My college prom night coming soon,
u think what should i wear?
i ada big tummy mia.
and should i go to saloon and lighting perm my hair?
my friends suggested me about that.
They said that it is suitable for me.

Dear JJ,

I don’t know how much I can help you as I have not seen you before. But if your friends said you should perm your hair,then I think you should. Your friends know you more than I do. As for what to wear for prom,I think you should dress up as how you like. Just be yourself,otherwise you might overdress and feel weird throughout the night.

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And the last question is from Nickky Monolo,his question is :

“i am a guy..which is in a very deep relationship with 2 guys,..i like both of them so muCh…but i cant help myself..i dun mean to be selfish and all..but how can i even choose properly??? i sum times stuck in between them…afraid i might get caught.. i might go crazy.. if miss V tell me not to pick both of them…i dun think that’s the answer…Miss V…can u help me..how can i pick out frm the two?
Thnx.”

Dear Nickky Monolo,

I am not going to ask you to not pick any of them. But to be fair,you must first find out who you really,really love. You have to justify your reasons for being with either of them.Think long and hard,don’t be selfish and drag this matter. Cos 3 hearts will be broken in the end. You should stop being so selfish and act fast.

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That’s all for this week. Please send in more questions to Miss V! Stay tuned!

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