The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

I’m talking about this Mizi Bistro in New World Park because this is my first time dining there for SherYing’s farewell party, I’ve got the reviews in! Some can be favorable to them, some are plain shiteous! And I got some interesting experience to share, just read on!

And our star for the day is SherYing, bitch is leaving to KL and we will fucking miss her and her randomness!  Being with you is nothing but laughter, will wish you the best when you’re in KL yeah! Be a world class nurse and wash the old people’s private parts regularly. Muax! XD

Fuck Ralph’s fingers… Sucha anti-climax!

Ok ok back to the Bistro, you gotta make reservations because it can get crowded, but in my opinion, it’s not because of the food which makes the bistro crowded, it’s because of the size of the shop, freaking small! But frankly speaking, I like the atmosphere!

Small but when there’s a comfortable place for you and your friends to gather around and talk till we drop, you shouldn’t demand more of the environment already…

But… BUT…

When it comes to the FOOD! GOODNESS!!! I’d rather be an bulimic and vomit what I ordered. The only tempting thing is from the menu! Check it out!

Set meal for only RM19.90 , oh wow! You get a drink, soup, main course and dessert. That is fucking reasonable and cheap! Because if you were to look at the ala carte dish, they are MUCH MORE expensive! But this is the problem, cheap stuffs might not come with quality, and that I cannot dispute!

So I ordered London Fish and Chips, I was extremely hungry and when my food is served! Booyeah I was so glad because I get to eat first! And look at that plate! It’s even bigger than Pamela’s boobies! Amazing!

But then again, let me remind you ladies and gentlemen, big plate doesn’t mean the food is tasty alright? I’m already wondering how on earth can my fish came in pieces, they are like meatballs! My friend told me it’s because these are cheap ones. I told him I don’t care! As long as they taste good.

So I took a bite…

Then I chewed…

Moving my jaws… *munch* *munch*…

Ok… And why is it that I don’t taste anything?! Something must be wrong with my tongue! No wait! If something is wrong with my tongue, why do I still get to know the taste of the sauce? Then I get it…

THE ONLY THING THAT IS NICE IS THE SAUCE!

I might as well just swallow the whole plate of the SAUCE only! Damn it! And… Not just the Fish has no taste… The fries SUCK too! How can fries be SOUR? Please explain to me! Minny tasted it and she can verify my statement… I’m so freaking pissed off…

Yet when I remember all these things cost RM19.90… I shouldn’t have asked more but really folks… My Fish and Chip was REALLY REALLY BAD!!! Ain’t trynna bring the business down but y’all gotta improve!

Then move on to Minny and Ralph’s Carbonara(s)… I saw them having hard time eating it, and when you see someone searching for the ingredients like minced meats and stuffs, you know how bad the food is, and no doubt… It is bad… I have picture to prove it.

1 middle finger = Bad … 2 middle fingers = WORSE!

I was really really disappointed with the main course… But as a diplomatic person, I am still searching for some great food… There I found one! The most delicious food they offer is none other than…

The ICE CREAM!!! Hmm do you consider that as a food? I sure do! And how can Ice Cream be yucky anyway? They are so good, no matter what flavor it is!

Mizi, you don’t fail miserably yet, still hanging on the cliff ya! Keep it up! Keep the freezer, fire the chefs! That would be my advice!

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This is the most interesting part…

My parking ticket is LOST AGAIN! Fuck! I remembered I brought it along… And to buy a new ticket, I gotta pay 30 bucks. 30 bucks for one fucking junk paper? Suck my dick please! I definitely won’t give in to them. And here’s something I’d like to teach y’all… But remember, do it carefully!

• Do not walk to the ticket vending machine and press the button hoping to get the ticket out, because IT WON’T WORK! As long as they don’t recognize the weight, the ticket won’t come out.

• Do not be a smart ass and get your friend to drive the car in with the ticket for you because if he/she gives you the ticket, then how is your friend gonna get out?

• So… This is my way (I don’t recommend you to do this because it is illegal), get your friend to drive you along, drive to the ticket vending machine, press the damn button and get your ticket. Reverse the car pretending you change your mind then get your friend to drop you somewhere near the place and you pay the ticket.

Tada~ But lemme tell you, do this when there are no security guards around, because if they are here, you are so fucked! They might just want the ticket back, I was lucky, no guards were around… And I don’t have to pay 30 bucks again, how happy! XD

And I won’t make the same mistake… AGAIN. I swear to myself! I gotta be careful, can’t be too lucky all the time!

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Yet another awesome experience and a day out with my pals… Gosh it’s good to see you people again! Thanks Emily for the beautiful Koala Bears, so cute! I love it, and happy to see you back again!!! Thanks Ralph for being the savior to get my ticket back! Thanks Minny for helping me to search for the tickets, thanks aLuvvv, Sherying, Will and Ivan for making us a happy group! I love y’all so much! <3

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