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My Advice To Those Who Just Broke Up

Ceddy on Dec 19 2007 at 10:39 pm

  • Stop whining how lonely you are because everyone knows you just want attention, probably you just want people to get their freaks on you so zip it you slut.
  • If you made a mistake in the relationship, just fucking admit it and don’t turn around biting your ex-partner. Since you two are already over, why cling onto who’s right and who’s wrong?
  • If you break up because you found out he/she cheated, then understand one thing, you probably didn’t do your homework well OR you lost your charm already. Remember botox. :)
  • Stop threatening people with “I WANT TO DIE” shit, if you wanna die you wouldn’t have informed anybody, you’ll just do it, and it’s exactly same like the first point, YOU JUST FUCKING WANT ATTENTION!
  • If you don’t know how to move on, go catch a cockroach and play with it, then you’ll know you’re wasting your time trying to mend the broken relationship. Shut the fuck up can you? Don’t tell me shits like he/she is the ONLY ONE, what is this man? You’re not Robinson Crusoe living on an island with your Friday friend only ok?
  • You should understand that by bugging your EX asking what have you done wrong or if there’s any chance to get back together could be really ANNOYING right? And please, you’re already a loser so go find someone better. DUH!
  • Oh if you want revenge badly? Remember you don’t make the law so think first if that’s your fault if yes then kill yourself, if no then proceed to your plan B, still I don’t think taking revenge is a nice idea because you’ll be damaging your brain cells thinking about all the negative stuffs. Get real man! What are you? Filming Janet Jackson’s “Son of a Gun” video?
  • Stop asking people to introduce a new lover for you, we don’t open whore house. Yeah we just checked, NO we don’t do that because we don’t wanna bear the risk introducing a sucker to you then take all the freaking blames from you later.
  • The last yet important advise: If you whine your loneliness to me? You can go to hell, bitch I’m not your operator and I DON’T WANNA BE ONE SO GO AWAY!

6 Responses to “My Advice To Those Who Just Broke Up”

  1. on 20 Dec 2007 at 9:36 pm 1LiveCrunch

    People should just move on, like never happen and dont f*** regret :)

  2. on 21 Dec 2007 at 12:14 am 2Vingie

    There are like thousands or even millions of fishes in the big blue sea..why cry over one dead fish? SCREW it. GO out and lick,snort it,taste it and fuck it! (:

  3. on 21 Dec 2007 at 1:01 am 3minny

    before you meet your EX and started a relationship, you’re already living WITHOUT HIM.
    how could someone say that he/she wants to die because the other half left?
    people who mourn too long should slap themselves HARD.
    :D

  4. on 21 Dec 2007 at 1:02 am 4imin

    u should have stuck these sense into me when i broke up man!
    hahaha yeah people should just move on, rather than saying.. “he is my love, my first and my last..” lol? IF he doesn’t want you, it’s his lost.. so what? EYES KENA SHIT.

    ps : im having fun catching fishes, NICE fishes! wahahah

  5. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:13 am 5Anna

    The ‘introducing lover’ thing is specially for desperate people…
    If a person doesn’t want you in his/her life,just carry on with your own lah, so hard ke???
    Nak sibuk pi mintak orang introduce…
    Apa hal???

  6. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:33 am 6JJ

    Broke up mar broke up lar,
    This world got so many girls and guys,
    scare cannot get marry mehz?

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