The Hellish Apartment
Ceddy on Apr 02 2008 at 5:00 pm
It’s funny how people love to boast about their place as “apartment” when it’s actually a FLAT. I understand that the word “apartment” may sound *a little bit* classy but those braggers better make sure people don’t vomit after visiting the place. I went to this so called “apartment” and gosh! I felt like puking my heart out!
Some people are so kind hearted to pee on the staircase, I guess they wanna leave some marks as a remembrance but these people certainly deserves to be peed on their faces. Come on, the smell is simply disgusting and even dead people would come alive sniffing it ok?
And do check out the elevator, you won’t be surprised to find yourself being locked in some kind of cursed cell with loads of writings on the walls. I really don’t understand why they would do something like that in the elevator and gosh, they even have the time to scratch something on it. Amazing!
Then people start pointing fingers at each other, some blame the uncivilized residents for vandalizing the properties, some blame the residents for not paying maintenance fees. Frankly speaking, I know many people don’t pay maintenance fees but if that’s the practice then they better learn how to endure all sorts of smell, rubbish in the “apartment” itself instead of blaming people. Also, they also need to be thankful as the elevator still works!
As for the vandals, there was once this kid was taking a leak IN THE ELEVATOR and end up being beaten up like shit for being super civilized, well I hope people would get your ass and beat till you die you motherfucking bastards.
For those braggers, this is not even an “apartment”, this is hell. Gosh, that smell… And I hope a new ghost movie can be filmed here.
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Luckily i am not staying in apartment.
But i remember that last time i went to my friend’s house.
The lift and staircase also terrible, horrible and vegetables.
Lol.
JJ: Then did u encounter any ghosts? :P
Hey im just a passerby, love reading your blog tho!
The ”apartment” looks creepy and who would wanna live there ! =s
Btw, can u write up a post bout ”msian dreamgirl” i’m sure with your blogging skills it will be damn interesting to read..and u could win yourself sumthin from it too !~ cheers! ;)
that’s hell with storey not apartment.lucky im living in condominium and no one pee nor scratch in the elevator.seriously the elevator looks creepy,no way im taking that..
Flux: Yeah! Look at what those assholes have been doing in there. -_-” They even burned the elevator door. Crazy!
Js: Thanks for your compliment, well I was planning to write about the Malaysian Dreamgirls too, but I didn’t know I could win myself something from it! That amazing? I really wanna do it! :P
I’m a silent reader of your blog but this post is so funny and so true that I can’t stop myself from commenting. :D
Well, you know, maybe they want to mark their territory by peeing on the staircase, neh, like dog like that. Bwahaha! Ooohhh! The condition of the lift looked as if it’s a scene from Exorcism.
Yeah, I don’t know why for some reasons these people take pride in referring to their ‘FLAT’ as ‘APARTMENT’ when they know blardy well that its a flat. Maybe they want to take comfort in thinking that their shoe box is as classy as an apartment. Oh, I don’t even know what I am saying. Haahahaa!
Erm erm, well actually based on my understanding, flat = apartment. Flat is used by the British, whereby apartment is used by Americans. Basically it does carry the same meaning, but just that We, the Malaysians tend to rate Flat as lower class while Apartment as the better ones. Please correct me if i’m wrong but i’m pretty sure of the fact that flat = apartment, just that its used differently. :)