The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Isn’t it DEPRESSING?! When I completely have no ideas to blog and I had to resort to TAG a.k.a Meme given by Steven. So I have to answer some really weird ass questions and then tag 5 people. Usually I don’t do tags but FINE! I’ll just do it!!!

What was I doing 10 years ago (1998)?

• 10 years ago I actually thought of killing all my teachers because everytime when I know I had to do so many homeworks, it actually gave me super depression.

5 things on my to-do list today.

• Celebrate with my special someone because today is our anniversary.

• Shit (this is my daily routine)

• Study for my coming exams

• Level up my Cabal character

• Sleep

5 Snacks I enjoy

• Chipster

• Twisties

• Super Ring

• My textbooks (Yeah I eat them actually)

• Coco Crunch

5 Things I would do if I were a billionaire

• I will hire some assassins to kill my prime time enemy.

• Travel all around the world

• Customize a super fly coffin for myself

• Pet a tiger

• Buy a big mansion and live like a King.

5 of my bad habits

• When I don’t like something, I won’t keep my mouth shut.

• I love to stare at my PC even though there’s nothing for me to do.

• I am often distracted when I have the motivation to study

• I love using bad words

• I will always plot evil things against my enemies

5 place i have lived

• In My House

• In A Hotel

• In my friend’s house

• In A Classroom

• In my lover’s house

5 jobs I’ve had

• A sales assistant (That’s it)

And the 5 people that I will tag are…

• Chee Hsien (The birthday boy)

• Ai Ling (My Luvvvv)

• Vingie (My BFF)

• Ylva (My Singaporean Buddy)

• JJ (My Buddy)

Y’all know what’s gonna happen if you don’t wanna do this meme? The next morning you’ll wake up realizing that your pussy/dick has a BILLION rashes. Uh! After this meme I’m so gonna find something else to blog about.

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Oh yeah! I’ve received a lot of feedbacks from my readers urging me to stick to my blogging style, oh wow! And yeah I will cut down the F word but I will still use it. Thanks to all of you who participated in the poll! And thanks to the comments given in my previous post! I absolutely love them! =) You people rock!

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Nuffnang just launched its new POLL function, so I created my own poll and embedded it at my blog’s sidebar and I wanna see people’s response with regards to my blogging style.

Oops sorry for the hairy legs. :P

Apparently not many people are fond of my blogging style and my usage of the “F” word (namely “FUCK”), I don’t mind cutting down or don’t use the “F” word at all in my blog but when you say you don’t like my blogging style, no wait, I’m not saying that I want everyone to like my way of doing things but … But all I want is your honest feedback.

This is so not good. It saddens me but it’s ok, now it’s your turn to help me. Tell me what do you expect in this blog? I will accept all sorts of comments, so you can swear and curse or whatsoever, put on Simon Cowell’s hat to criticize me, just promise me that you’ll give constructive comments ok?

As for the “F” word, ok I know I’ve been behaving like some punk ass junks who has limited choice of words. I perfectly understand that too much of that word can offend people, I will censor it, no worries about that.

I wanna take this opportunity to thank Nuffnang for creating this wonderful poll so that I know what people are thinking about my blog and realized that not many people are fond of the “F” word, it’s alright fellas, I’ll cut it! So now it’s your turn to speak up… Tell me what do you expect from my blog, please…

Oh yeah, if you don’t wanna reveal yourself, just use some random names and fake email address.

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I don’t know if you’ve ever seen this but there are booths that offer foot massage in shopping complexes, I always needed a massage so this time I decided to give it a try! I’ve been snapping pictures and as you’re reading and viewing the pictures, please don’t ask me things like, “Are these feet belong to an ape?“.

I stopped by at this booth called “Thai Village“, usually when you walk pass the booths, those masseurs and masseuses will approach you and speak Thai which you won’t probably understand (including myself) if you’re a Malaysian.

I looked at the price, it’s RM38 for 60 minutes, I thought it’s quite reasonable so I gave it a shot. Then I was attended by a masseuse, I don’t know what the hell was she saying and I just realized that I actually know sign language! Fantastic! Before everything, the lady started cleaning the ape’s feet.

Then she applied some massage oil/cream on my feet and it feels cold and oily… Did I just tell you not to focus on my hairy legs?!

After that she mummified it, it’s really weird because instead of start massaging my right foot after applying cream on it, she started it with my left foot.

When she started massaging, I thought I’m going to start screaming because normally you do see people moaning when they are being massaged but I don’t know if she doesn’t have the skill or she’s too skillful, I don’t feel ticklish or pain at all!

Then she brought her ultimate little massage tool, I call it “THE STICK“. Out of curiosity I asked the masseuse what’s the use of The Stick, and silly me, I totally forgot that I can’t even understand what they’re saying. They tried their best to converse in Malay and English but I really can’t get it. What to do? It’s a communication breakdown so I gotta keep quiet and let her used it.

The reason why she used The Stick is to enhance my blood circulation by poking it against my foot, when she did it I felt a little bit ticklish and it’s like she’s channeling her energy into my foot (Oh fuck this exaggeration). ;P She repeated the same process on my right foot. And lastly…

She did the MEGA FOLD! Wooo yeah! And let me tell you, you can really feel the difference of the before and after massage. I guess the masseuse was happy because I’ve been snapping pictures around, she massaged my arms and my neck as a bonus. Woohoo!

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So how good is Foot Reflexology? This is extracted from Wikipedia,

Foot massage practitioners believe that the ailment of an internal organ will be associated with the nerve ending on the sole of the foot. As pressure is applied to the sole, theory holds that a healthy patient should not feel any strong pain. This theory is based on a perceived energetic flow of “meridians” in the body, also known as Chi.

I don’t know so much about Chi and its energy, all I know is that after having this massage, I felt so much relieved, in fact I’ve never been to any massage centers before, at least it worths my money. And should I feel really happy because I don’t feel strong pain at all? I think y’all should really give it a try.

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p/s: This Thai Massage is located at Sunway Carnival, Butterworth. =)

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Today I spent RM54 on Sushi King just for 2 persons, and I knew I didn’t have to pay that much… All because of this motherfucking Sushi King cashier! Damn it I should have taken his picture and made him look like some fat pig since he’s not tiny, yeah all of you go to Penang Auto City’s Sushi King and look for this fat looking MALE cashier who has lisp problem.

There’s this mobile voucher which allows people to have discounted price on certain outlets, and it includes Sushi King, and the super awesome promotion is that you buy 1 plate of sushi on the conveyance belt and you get another one for free.

This is how the mobile voucher looks like:

Because I’ve got the mobile voucher before so I can’t redeem for it but my cousin sister told me that she doesn’t wanna use the voucher so she forwarded the voucher for me. Of course I wouldn’t wanna waste it! So I happily took a few plates, thinking that I only get to pay for 5 plates in the event I took 10. So after everything I was about to pay.

The cashier took my cellphone and copied the number: 6718xx because all he needs is to verify using the code and if the code is valid then I’m entitled to enjoy the discount. After copying everything he pressed the “up” button and saw my cousin’s name.

Fucker told me, “I’m sorry sir but we only allow senders from 33365 but this is from your cousin.”

Then I told him, “She doesn’t need it anymore and I thought you only needed the code?”

Fucker, “Sorry no.”

FINE! You think I can’t afford RM54? Fuck you man, I’ve been to the other Sushi King outlets but all they did was to scan through the code and if it’s valid then they’ll automatically approve and THEY DIDN’T EVEN WANNA TOUCH MY CELLPHONE. Unlike this stinky fat bastard.

So since I’ve paid that amount of money and I’ve done ranting it. I’ll tell you guys what to do to enjoy unlimited promotion.

If you want to get the promotion for Sushi King, type “MY111 Sushiking” and send to 33365.

Remember you can do it once, what’s the big deal? If you want your friends to forward it to you, all you need to do is to RENAME YOUR FRIEND’S NAME as 33365. I didn’t do it because I didn’t know it would be so troublesome. So now I know it, and this is my way of revenge!

And lastly, fuck you Sushi King Cashier from Auto City, fuck you and your fat face. YUCKS!

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This is super hilarious! Barack Obama came face to face with Hilary Clinton on the wrestling arena! Has WWE ran out of ideas or what? You think I’m kidding you? I’m laughing my ass off when I saw the footage ok? So who wins? Go see for yourself.

Click here if you can’t see the video.

What will happen if the REAL ones start fighting each other? Nice job WWE! But who the hell is acting as Hilary? She’s so fugly! And why does that Barack have a pair of BIG BIG ears? Anyway I must say they made a great joke out of this! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Like my new header? All thanks to this creative cat guy who created the banner for me! I absolutely love it! Thanks a lot mr. CEO.

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What happens when 2 Kung Fu masters meet up? That’s when you have “The Forbidden Kingdom“, Jackie Chan and Jet Li took the roles of becoming two Kung Fu masters in the movie, well what else can they possibly act? After watching the show, I only have one word to describe it - “Groundbreaking!”

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*Synopsis* (No spoilers - Don’t worry)

This is about a boy who mysteriously traveled back into time to perform a task which is to return the magical staff to the Monkey king and he met up with 2 Kung Fu masters and a pretty babe, they travel together but their task was often interrupted by those evil motherfuckers. In order to make sure the staff returns to the rightful owner, they have to kick the baddies’ asses. Did they manage to do that? GO WATCH! And remember, what you know about “The Journey To The West” is totally not relevant with the movie.

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In case you start to think, “Fuck it, Kung Fu movies, Jet Li and Jackie Chan won’t die one lah”, don’t be too sure because true enough they display various types of Kung Fu but this movie includes MAGIC! The show will NEVER bore you, trust me, just when you expect this will happen, they just prove you wrong. Even the ancient Chinese people can speak in ENGLISH, what are the things that cannot happen? Cut the crap, let’s meet the characters.

The Protagonists

Michael Angarano as Jason Triptikas

Jason is a super Kung Fu movies addict, but he knows NO SHIT about Kung Fu, duh, what can you expect from a modern American kid? He was given a task to return the Magical staff to the Monkey King, how did the staff disappeared from the Monkey King? You will kill me if I spoil it. On this journey he met up with Jackie Chan and Jet Li, both teach him Kung Fu but in the end did he manage to succeed? - Not telling. :P

(Michael Angarano is not really a famous actor but I believe after this movie he’s going to get much recognition, reminds me of Shia LaBeouf who became a major star after “Transformer”. Michael is a good actor, no doubt about it!)

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Jackie Chan as Lu Yan

Nobody will watch the show if Jackie Chan doesn’t show his moves in the movie. Here Jackie plays Lu Yan, a super good Kung Fu master who always get drunk with an excuse - Wine is his elixir to keep him alive and maintain his immortality. He was a lonesome traveler, sometimes known as a beggar who saves Jason’s life and hence becoming a teacher.

(Damn this old man, Jackie is getting old but he never fails to deliver thrills to the audience when he demonstrates his skills. He’s the Jackie Chan we always know, STILL strong and active!)

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Jet Li as The Silent Monk and (A character which I won’t spoil)

The Silent Monk joins the group after exchanging skills with Lu Yan. He is another person who possesses great Kung Fu skills and he’s one of Jason’s teachers. His origins and background were not revealed until the climax part, this is when all of us went “Ohhhhhh…. I see” in the cinema.

(I know why he can’t speak, Jet Li’s English sucks like hell. At least Jackie speaks better than he does. But fuck it, Jet Li’s skills are pretty awesome too!)

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Liu YiFei as the Golden Sparrow

The Golden Sparrow joins Jason and LuYan after knowing that they are on a quest to return the magical staffs, but she joins with a reason, she vows to avenge her parents who were killed by Jade Soldier. She practices everyday so that her martial skills will become stronger and stronger. Can she fly since she is the sparrow?

(I’ve never seen her but she’s one beautiful chick! She looks pretty and sweet but wow when she displays her ferocious side (don’t tell me it’s just the stunt men), she is very amazing!)

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The Antagonist

Shaohua Yang as Jade Soldier

This is one coward motherfucker who caused the Monkey God’s staff to disappear. And where’s the Monkey God? Bitch hid him somewhere, and where? Go watch! Goodness, guys if you see him, please take a moment staring at his eyeshadows, looks like one EMO shit to me. He is the main villain, very evil and vicious. He is AN IMMORTAL. So if he is an immortal, how can he be defeated?

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Li BingBing as Ni Chang

She is known as the White Haired Bitch in the movie, I thought she’s a Japanese but hell no, this bitch can speak Mandarin and English well. She wants to be immortal thus she’ll do whatever it takes to obey the Jade Soldier, of course, bitch possesses great Kung Fu skill and can fly. Her weapons are her sharp claws nails, the whip and HER HAIR. Ladies, go ask this bitch what hair shampoo she used till her hair can be lengthened and attack people too! Wahahaha but I must say, she is very very very pretty.

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So did my review make you feel like watching the show? Trust me, everything from the Story Line to the Effects… Nothing will bore you! So go watch go watch!

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Whenever people talk about Penang, they usually relate it with the great food and normally people mention Lorong Selamat, but a street before Lorong Selamat - Jalan Zainal Abidin has a new restaurant which specializes on RAMEN. It’s known as Tang Dynasty Imperial Noodles Restaurant.

If you can’t read Chinese, it actually says “Authentic LanZhou handmade Ramen, dumplings and a variety of foods”. Since it’s not so well known, we decided to give it a shot to see if we will be back again. So will there be a second round? You’ll know later.

It’s Sunday but it’s not crowded, but who cares? Just because it’s not located at Jalan Selamat doesn’t mean it won’t produce good food. Normally we’ll ask the waiter to recommend their famous dish since this is our first trip. The waiter recommended their famous Dumplings, 10 for RM6. Quite reasonable what, and if you notice, you can see how the chef prepares the dish.

Look at how serious the chef is, he’s busy making the dumplings. For your info, they didn’t name the restaurant blah blah blah from China for no reason, the chef is probably from China, I seriously can’t tell if he’s faking it or what but his accent was very strong. But whatever it is, what we want is the FOOD, and this is how the dumplings look like.

Don’t they look delicious to you? And YES! They are really yummy! But watch it when you start biting because the contents are so fucking hot and it’ll burn your tongue if you wanna finish it quick like a hungry ghost. Thus you gotta take it slow. Apart from the dumplings, we also tried their famous FRIED RAMEN.

Looks like fried worms, LOL. And let me tell y’all, the food here are really amazing! They are not expensive and extremely delicious! We’ll definitely come back again to try more! But till then we are very satisfied with the food. However, there are a few reasons why it’s not well known:

• Everyone talks about Lorong Selamat when it comes to food and not Jalan Zainal Abidin, where is Jalan Zainal Abidin? In Penang, there’s this one huge UMNO building when you’re driving on Jalan Macalister, once you see this big UMNO building, make a turn to your left and that is Jalan Zainal Abidin. This restaurant is just opposite UNITAR college.

• During weekdays it’s hard to find parking spaces along Jalan Zainal Abidin because there are people who work in the UMNO building, and not just the workers, we have students from Kemayan ATC and UNITAR so those who drive will fill up the spaces. And there are only 2 parking spaces in front of the restaurant so if people can’t find the parking space, they leave.

• This restaurant is not being well promoted, perhaps they should put a banner somewhere before Jalan Zainal Abidin so that people will know its existence?

In case you want to know where the restaurant is, this is the map, hope it helps!

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