The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Holy Moly Bloody Mary! I can’t believe mah god damn eyes now. You just gotta watch the video, and I mean WATCH TILL THE END!

Yes! That is the Britney Spears with a dick, his name is Derrick Barry. And if you search this name in Youtube you’ll find some videos of him reinventing Britney Spears’ hit. And right now I’m so freaking amazed! Even Sharon gotta agree with me!

Fucking pause at 1:24 , that makeup, that style… I think he is actually Britney Spears! So fucking look alike ok!

Left: Britney with a dick ; Right: Britney before addicted to loads of dicks

I’m quite happy when Derrick says he’s 100% GUY, not sure if he’s a gay (well I wish he is and he looks like one!) or not but at least he’s much better than this crying baby Chris Cockless right? And Derick is quite cute too. LOL

Extreme ewwethness, go to Youtube and search for “Leave Britney Alone” and you’ll know why I said this! And yes, he goes out in a dress!

Yorrr…. Nowadays the guys can do the unthinkable and they can work it better than the girls! And they can look way better than the girls! This is crazy!!!

They are all trannies, can you believe it? I can’t

Let’s get back to Derrick, now that he’s managed to enter the second round, let’s just hope his impersonation can help him to be super famous and if possible just replace Britney Spears since she’s still that crazy. So guys, careful if a Britney / Christina / Jennifer Lopez suddenly walks up to you and want an ONS, you may never know what you got for yourselves. Muahahahaha

So I assume Derrick is a big fan of Britney Spears? If so, Chris Cockless’ gonna get so upset about it and I think he’s gonna make a video begging Derrick not to act like her. Bitch would probably scream, “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! YOU HAVE A PENIS! YOU’RE NOT HER!!!” Derrick, bitch slap that bitch! I wish you loads of luck! (If you read this)

Now, which one will you dig? Real Britney? Male Britney or Chris Cockless?

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[Update]: Happy Feet decided to extend its promotion of charging RM18 every 30 minute until the end of June. So Penang people, you shouldn’t hesitate already! Get your ass up and soak ya feet into the fish pond and experience the joy!

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I was told by this beautiful princess that there’s a Fish Spa opening in New World Park, Penang. And I will feel terribly sorry for myself if I don’t pay a visit! Yes! You are about to read about it. The shop’s name is “HAPPY FEET“, ah it has nothing to do with penguins so yeah…

When I entered, I only check out the fishes, I wanna know if they are BIG enough like a pirannah or tiny like kang hu kia. Ahahaha there they are, cute little kang hu kia. (Actually they are known as the Garra Rufa Fish or Doctor Fish) and I love the concept of the shop!

These are known as the Garra Rufa fish and they will be our doctor for the day

This is how the shop looks like, it’s not so big so you gotta call for booking during peak hours

In case you have extreme stinky legs or zombified feet that can kill the poor little fishes, you gotta wash your feet first which I think it’s important because we are sharing a pond. Some people might have urine on it.. Yucks, let’s not get to there. :P

So I know by now some of you wanna know how does it feel when I soaked my feet into the fish pond… And now that I know why it’s known as “HAPPY FEET”…

Because when you soak your feet, they fish will start nibbling on your feet and you just feel super ticklish and we laughed like shit when the fishes kept nibbling around. Mouse over on the picture below to see how the amount of hungry fishes increase.

Will it hurt? NO way! They are not BITING your feet, they simply suck away your dead skin on your feet. Suddenly it just makes me picture this:

Doesn’t it look the same? Look again! :P

And what’s the difference after soaking for 30 minutes? (Because we were friendly, the lady boss gave us extra 5 minutes, I’m totally happy with it!) You will feel that your feet is so smooth! I don’t find dead skin anymore.

A little fact about this Garra Rufa Fish (extracted from Wikipedia).

Doctor fish is the name given to two species of fish: Garra rufa and Cyprinion macrostomus. Garra rufa is called the reddish log sucker. They live and breed in the outdoor pools of some Turkish spas, where they feed on the skin of patients with psoriasis. The fish are like combfishes in that they only consume the affected and dead areas of the skin, leaving the healthy skin to grow, with the outdoor location of the treatment bringing beneficial effects.

So… Where is this shop?

Penangnites should celebrate, this shop is located in New World Park, opposite Manhattan Fish Market. And the promotional price is RM18 for 30 minutes (Until 18th of June), after that it will be RM28 per session. But let me tell you, you will definitely feel the difference! I’m not lying! They didn’t pay me to write a review, but I just love it so much! There you will find this lady boss!

Because the shop cannot accommodate 100 people, so you gotta call for appointment. But usually if you go before 5pm it won’t be so crowded since many people are still at work, if you wanna call for appointment, dial this number.

04-2296916

There’s a video!!! Watch the fish in action … So delicious! :P

My Experience In A Fish Spa! from Ceddy on Vimeo.

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Right now I’m slowly melting and I’m having hard time typing on my keyboards. Gawssh the weather is really… I don’t know how to describe this shit but it’s just … SO HOT! Though I’ve switched on my air cond and fan, I’m still sweating… I’m like living in a super big oven… So this is an angry post!

Suddenly I’m thinking, just what the fuck is going on in our world already? One of these days the sun’s gon take our lives, man this global warming thing should be taken really seriously! I’m not an environmentalist but I’m speaking as a dying man under the crazy heat. And why is it not raining?!

There are a few factors leading to this global warming thing, some say it’s because humans love deforestation so much, some say it’s because of pollutions blah blah blah, so many theories but how come nobody do something? If y’all just know how to voice out the concerns but not doing anything, you might as well just come out with some theory which you cannot do anything about it…

Like… you can say the earth is drawing closer to the sun already, like this!

Yeah! That we know, there’s nothing we can do about it. Otherwise if those environmentalists are so good, how come it’s getting hotter and hotter by day? Then you tell me, “Are you doing anything to help?”, hell yeah, I plant trees and jungle-fied my house. You happy now?

So when Britney Spears makes a comeback, bitch don’t say you were having some emotional distress or psychological problem, blame the fucking heat! Say you’re bald cuz you can’t stand da heat!

And that’s the reason why underwear are getting scanty and scantier! Really makes sense isn’t it?! All you fashion designers who said it’s a trend? Fuck y’all! It’s just global warming!

And I wonder how the birds out there can survive such heat?! It’s so crazy!!! Arghhhhhhh!!! My point is, I just hate wake up on a nap time finding myself sweating like I just came out from a swimming pool or something. Tell me I’m not the only one suffering from this! Grrr…

Note: If you wanna curb this global warming, sierraclub.org provided 10 tips for you to ponder on how you can do your part. (Those who are writing assignment on this issue must kiss me!)

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Ah fuck those nutritionists who kept saying how McD can cause obesity blah blah blah. After all, we live to eat ok?! This is not an advertorial but I decided to praise McD because I’m happy.

So it was 12:00am when I felt so hungry, and it’s dark outside (duh) and I didn’t wanna drive out because I’m lazy afraid of the dark. And I was begging for help as my stomach is growling and it’s louder than a lion’s moan so I complained to my beloved and friends that I’m about to die. But I was slapped with a cruel comment, “STUPID! THERE’S SOMETHING CALLED McDELIVERY OK?!” Damn it! Why didn’t I think about it at the first place? Hmm… So I called McDelivery to be my saviour.

Previously (That was like 2 months ago) I called once and I didn’t know they actually kept our records because when I called, they just recited my names, home address blah blah blah, how convenient so I just had to order what I wanted to order - 1 McChicken Value Meal, 1 McChicken À la carte and 6 pieces of nuggets. Aiya 1 is for my mom k?

Then I waited while chatting with pals… About 15 minutes my yum yum food arrived! The total sum is RM24.50 but since the man was hardworking I gave him RM30 insisting that he should keep the change. See I’m sucha nice person!

Just look at my food! I looked like the hungry ghost who sneaked out from hell gate to seek for food huh? What to do? I was really hungry and I can’t be like a sadist to torture myself

My super yummy McChicken!!! Tell me are you drooling now? Oh no?

Then how about the Nuggets? Hehehe! I’m bored with the BBQ Sauce so I requested a Sweet and Sour sauce and I’m glad they remembered! =)

If you purchase more than RM20 you get 2 large Green Tea! Goodness!!! What a great deal but since we’ve got a Ribenna and a Green Tea, I’m storing another 1 in my refrigerator. Oh McD tell me why wouldn’t I love you so much? Look at the receipt below.

If i knew I’ll get extra drinks I’d rather spare the value meal and get myself a pie or anything. But it’s ok, I know what to do next and YOU know what to do next ok?

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Just by looking at these reminds me of a video clip which I should share to y’all… Madtv actually reminds me of their parody of McDonald’s. Click here to watch it if you can’t see the clips below.

Gawwwshhh what the fuck is this? So too much of McD will give you fat ass? *Looks at my own ass*… Phew… So you want fat ass cuz you’re dead hungry? Call

1300-13-1300

Now

Happy Sunday and Happy Father’s Day! =)

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I was at AutoCity, after my dinner I wanted to go to my car already. As I was approaching my car Sam said, “Oh someone is blocking your car already.“… I saw the fucking Waja parking behind me so I thought the owner must have gone to the Maxis Center in front.

Then I look look see see inside the Maxis Center, I saw 2 foreign labors talking to the Maxis Center’s consultants (Don’t ask me how I’m so sure but if you look at them you’ll be damn sure). Then I was like, it’s impossible for the consultants to park like this and it’s definitely impossible for the foreign labors to drive a WAJA so I waited.

Goodness I waited outside my car but nobody came out. I’m getting really impatient already because I cannot even move my car, that shit is blocking my way!!!

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Then I started cursing to myself because I’m getting pissed off already…

After that a guy coming out from BED (a cafe next to Maxis Center) with his whore girlfriend. Gawsh you should have looked at his face… I was standing there waiting for an apology because of the way he parked I couldn’t even moved my car!!!

Ok I wasn’t exactly showing this kind of face but it was close. :P

Motherfucker didn’t even show his repented look and gave me attitude, bitch rolled his eyes on me and got into his car with his whore. What the hell?! I really couldn’t believe humans like this do exist in this world. Eh Mister BED worker, did anyone teach you how to say “Sorry”. Ok even if you are not sincere at least fake a smile I’m also ok with it but to ROLL YOUR DAMN SEPET EYES ON ME?!

NO WAY!

So I stared at his whore and even though the windows are all winded up, I guess she can still read my lips. YES I was saying “CHAO CIBAI” to your pimp boyfriend. I don’t care he has a pussy or not but to roll his eyes on me I assume he’s a bitch, maybe he is actually a SHE and they are playing some lesbian act? Let’s not get into there but point is…

If you know you’re at fault, at least be apologetic. And if you think you don’t have a pea-sized brain, don’t simply park behind someone’s car. I should have taken picture of that son of a bitch’s face. Goodness so chuin, think he’s what? Hollywood diva-esque star? Still far more behind lah, face like a horse only, even when Sarah Jessica Parker’s having constipation also looks much better ok?

See? That face still looks so much better than the dick’s face.

Don’t forget you’re just a BED waiter, don’t be so lansi with me, fucker. Fellas, has this ever happened to you?!

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