The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Rain, rain, rain
Why lah you have to rain
Is the rain God getting insane?
Or you saja wanna inflict pain?

When people pray for the sky to rain
You die also won’t rain
The weather so hot go out skin pun sipeh pain
Suddenly rain like a chain, kanasai so lame

Everywhere flood
Here flood, there flood
Sampai people have to clean until puke blood
Drizzle is fun but downpour like this is sucha jerk

I woke up and it’s raining since 9 a.m.
Wanna go out also road so jam
Sit in car cold until legs cramp
Pity those people living in BM

Rain, rain, rain
I think you better stop getting insane
Skali rain like this cover all the lanes
Because of you there’s no ferry and plane

The weather is sucha bitch
Suddenly downpour suddenly hot like shit
No wonder flu, fever, sore throat come together with the itch
After the rain there will be loads of leech

Die la why I suddenly blog like this?
I’m becoming unstable just like the weather is it?
Never mind it won’t happen again after this
I’m just saja wanna try new thing. :P

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p/s: Don’t you dare to criticize my extremely profound poem

p/p/s: I just put a shame to William Shakespeare, sorry pal, I know you won’t mind.

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• Just because the first movie was a successful comedy, doesn’t mean the sequel has to be connected with the part 1 and it doesn’t always have to be funny. This movie made quite a number of people cried in the cinema.

• It totally reflects the current society, don’t just focus on Singapore, it happens in Malaysia too, I mean, it happens in everywhere! If you don’t have money, you are nothing. You cannot even afford to love somebody, trust me, true love does not exist all the time, you’re not living in the Enchanted world.

• A mother can give birth to 10 children, but the 10 children cannot even take care of a mother. Well the movie talks about 3 brothers, and they had to resort to sending their mother to old folk’s home. Jit toh ah!!! That’s why youngsters, do well in your studies and have a proper career so that you don’t have to complain if your mom needs to be sent to the hospital. And old folks home is NEVER your last resort, do not ever ever think of doing that to your parents. 

• *Some* direct selling can lead you to shit hole. Don’t believe when people tell you about a certain non-certified product that can treat almost every sickness in you. You want a proper supplement? There’s always a pharmacist.

• It’s good to aim to earn a truckload of cash, but it’s bad if you aim and not do anything about it. You’re still nothing. 

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If you haven’t watched the movie, please watch it, especially youngsters! You will then learn to treasure your parents and also realize that your studies is very important, so that you can get a work and don’t come out as a junk in the society. Remember, if you’re broke, you are gonna watch your family members suffer with you if they happen to rely on you. 

And I wonder why they call it Money No Enough 2? It has nothing to do with the first episode and most importantly it’s not really funny anymore! Sad scenes everywhere! They should rename the film as “HAI ZI MEI YONG!” instead of “Qian Bu Gou Yong” or loosely translated as USELESS CHILDREN if you observe the plot carefully. 

Malaysia’s very own actress LAI MENG is the queen of the movie, the role is perfect for her and yes, she’s the reason why many people cried in the cinema. Trust me, you can have a heart of stone but if you’re the type who yells at your mom just because she forgot to do something, this movie will have a LAARGE impact on you. 

Oh yeah! I found a picture of the ever funny Lao Zha Bor, LAI MENG the Queen and Jing Jing

Oh yes, Lao Zha Bor and Jing Jing made a cameo in the move, as always! And Lao Zha Bor even blogged about the unfair remarks given by the critics. Read about it here. Well, all I can say is that this movie is great. Don’t believe what the critics say about that. Of course they give the lowest rating, they felt the sarcasm thrown by Jack Neo what! Muahahaha losers!

For those of you who watched it, what’s your thought about the show?

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WTF is this! It’s like every single thing people also can bet, who’s the first to kick the ball also can bet, who will be kicked out in Olympics also can bet… Ok lah if you have reached Donald Trump’s status perhaps nobody will question your ability to bet but come on, if you have 6 kids in your house to feed, and you barely earn 1K per month… Who the fuck says you can bet?

I don’t have issues with people gambling or betting, really it’s none of my business. But it’s my business if someone borrows money from my family members and they cannot afford to pay and YET they start giving us the attitude. Fuck you and your attitude!

When you borrow money from us, you were there begging and crying, digging stories to tell, sometimes imaginary one, suddenly this kid met with an accident, suddenly your landlord wants to collect money from you already, suddenly your uncle wanna cut ties with you if you cannot borrow money to him. How come all these incidents happen altogether at the same time?

So you say “Lend me first please, I will return you next month when I got my salary.“, in these period, I’m sure we as your friends will not bug you but when next month arrived, isn’t it reasonable for us to give you a friendly reminder that you owe us the money? And what do you say to us?

Now I don’t have money, I have a life, you all want you take

What kind of fucking statement is that? Trade your rotten life with the amount of money you owe us? Sorry hor, if you go and sell your body in Love Lane, not sure you can even earn 20 bucks per month so don’t open your god damn mouth and offer your life. Talk so big to us because you know we are civilized people and we don’t use violent, let’s change the scenario, say today we are a bunch of loan sharks, are you sure you are brave enough to say this?

And if the loan sharks start helping you to paint your house in red, why the fuck do you have to make so much noise? Police la, MCA la, DAP la, Press la, what for? You and your big mouth should deserve shit like this one. How to go and sympathize you? You said you only got a life, people paint your house in red haven’t given you physical injury to you what for you make so much noise?

That’s why, you want to borrow money from us, if you cannot return, at least be polite, sometimes we have to collect the debt depending on YOUR MOOD. Hello, who is owing who now? By right we should be the one who have all kinds of mood, after all, you owe us money! How dare you tell us we are annoying you when we only remind you that it’s already the next month and you still haven’t repay us? And aren’t you supposed to be lucky? We are good people, not even loan shark who will charge interest, treat you as our friend only lend you money, now you give us shit ah?

FUCK YOU BITCH

So the next time you give us this kind of attitude, please don’t make noise if we start harassing you in a civilized way, we won’t invest on paint, we won’t hire hitman to finish your family members, we won’t inflict physical injury BUT we will constantly remind you that you owe us money, change phone number? Fine, go to your house and negotiate only ma, move house? Nah 500 bucks also you cannot afford to pay us already, how to even move?

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The morale of the story is this: No matter that person is your friend or relative, if they want money badly, learn to say NO. Unless they are investing on a proper business. Otherwise ask them to go borrow from loan shark, because since you are their friend/relative, they know you won’t be harsh on them so they can deliberately delay the payment and have the guts to tell you to fuck off. Don’t have to be so kind all the time. And remember don’t be so kaypochi and be a guarantor, you already got shits in your life, don’t have to have extra shit!

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This story is based on multiple experience from myself and my family members, we are always fed up with people who cannot return the money to us and still have to give us some attitude. If these people are polite, we don’t mind helping them but we’ve seen a lot of fucked up people that’s why I’m here to tell y’all not to borrow your friends money. And don’t be an idiot, I’m not talking about SMALL SUM ok?

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The dude who created the Techno version - saintsoccerboy90 in Youtube, goodness you really make my day! And I think I’m not sick anymore, YESSSS!!! 5 star for this techno baby! I totally totally love this one!

If you can’t view the video here, YOU MUST CLICK HERE to watch and listen to the techno version of Xiaxue and My version if “I’m going to Sydney tomorWOW”

Credit goes to the oh so talented saintsoccerboy90. This is classic! I love it sooooooo fucking much!!!! Fank kiu so much for creating this funny video!

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Oh yeah, click here (if you can’t watch the video here) to watch Xiaxue’s sexy version of “I’m going to Sydney tomorrow” video!

Look how she flips her hair from 0:12 onwards, totally cracks me up!

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Ok I’ve been laughing too much till my sickness is almost gone already… Goshhhh! They say laughter is the best medicine, how true! Oh if you’re mentally challenged and you haven’t seen my video, then go here.

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Fuck the weather, just when I wanted to consult the doctor, it rains. And it’s fucking cold, I’m already having flu and I had to deal with this shit? Why? What have I done to get all this?! And my house is like in a jungle, it’ll take me another 15 minutes to reach the town area, and it’s raining so I have to slow down, gonna take extra 10 minutes, and I’m feeling weak…

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So I drove all the way to find the clinic I used to go, of course, with a haggard looking face like a zombie. Goodness I was really weak! Look at my eyes! Don’t I look like I just died? I should have followed my parents to the clinic this morning when they asked me to, but I was too tired to get up so I told them to have breakfast on their own… That’s why I end up going to the clinic alone.

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It turned out to be, my favorite clinic does not open on public holidays! FUCK! What does this mean? People cannot fall sick on public holidays? So ridiculous?! And I have been driving for so long, and it’s raining! Dear God… Once again, what have I done?!

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And the pain is unbearable, why must fever comes with headache? I felt like my head is almost gonna explode already. I thought I’m gonna die really soon, so I kept searching for clinics.

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Oh lucky me! There’s a clinic! Oh yes! I’m gonna be safe again! It’s totally my savior! Other clinics should learn from this one! You got your weekend breaks already and it’s Monday so you should fucking open to save the patient’s life!

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Doctor told me that the reason why the clinics don’t open on public holiday is because they had to triple pay the workers. GOT OR NOT?! Doctors so poor one meh?! Nevermind about those losers, so the thermometer indicated that I really got fever! Damn!

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When asked how did the sickness appear suddenly, doctor told me it’s because the weather is temperamental, and if I don’t drink water, sleep early… I might just fall sick easily, and he prescribed me medicine and urged me to finish my antibiotics. Oh yeah! It turns out to be, I’m not gonna die soon.

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So what have we learned today? Never fall sick on public holidays.

Drink more water! It’s a key to keep you alive and healthy! Did I mention that the medicine can get me really sleepy? Oh no… It has taken effect now… I hope I can be healthy again tomorrow~ Time to have some rest… ZzZz

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First I’m having sore throat, I thought it’s because I screamed too much (Happy because I passed my exams). The next thing I know, I’m having flu, so I’ve been sneezing until my nose is about to fall off. And now… I’m having fever already, try pouring water on my body and it’ll boil instantly.

Kylie can be really sexy despite having fever, for my case? I’m looking like some dead garbage

I’m sure y’all know, the feeling of falling sick, especially a combination of sore throat, flu and fever. It’s like your head goes really heavy and you cannot think, all you want is to sleep. Point is, I’ve taken a break on Sunday so if I can’t come up with a post on Monday, it felt as though I’m not doing my homework.

Yeah yeah as much as people say, “You don’t owe your readers anything.” , too bad, I care for my readers. I mean imagine if your readers come to your blog, hoping for an update and they find nothing and you don’t even tell them what happened. It’s very irresponsible!

I slept around 8pm last night, and woke up at 3am… I stared at my monitor thinking of what shit to blog about. Fuck!!! There’s nothing in my head! And I even felt like fainting! So I continued sleeping. Right now, although I’m having headache, I still had to tell y’all what happened to me. See? It’s hard to find blogger like this ain’t it?

I don’t know what is the cause of all this but I urge y’all, drink more water!

Fuck the frustration, sometimes I really wish I could just die in my sleep! My gosh, the pain!!! I think I’mma see doctor if I can’t take it anymore. Don’t worry about me readers, I will survive!!! XD

I will be back with more kick ass posts, I will be back I swear! Muahahahahahaha *Drops dead*

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I have consulted the doctor and yeah I have fever and flu. The medicine prescribed to me can make me sleep for so many hours. I guess I can only recover with sufficient rest. I hope I can get well soon tomorrow.

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• Smart but boastful - They will make you feel like you are stupid, however, they are smart so you either suck it up and admit you are indeed stupid or you continue to compete.

• Boastful but stupid - They will make you feel like you are stupid, however, they are really stupid. The reason they intimidate you so that you will think that you cannot beat them and hence you give up trying and they’ll be the lucky winners.

• Pretentious - They will tell you that they are certainly not able to make it, or they don’t study at all but they can get fantastic results. And each time you ask them how did they do it, you’ll end up getting the same answer, “No I didn’t study at all!”. LIARS! (However there are really lucky people, that’s why I used the word ‘some‘.)

• Selfish - Just because they can’t pass their exams, they will influence you so that they won’t be the only idiot in your college.

Morale of the story: Don’t mix with everyone in your class, not everyone is as kind as me *ahem*. Some people enjoy watching you fall, real motherfuckers!

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Oops, I didn’t mean to insinuate or hint anybody, it’s just a general statement. All I know is I don’t mix with those kind of people I mentioned above, they will do me no good but only disappoint me.

I’m blessed to have awesome friends in my class, you know who you really are! I don’t wanna list the names so that I don’t have to entertain questions like “Oh I’m not your friend is it?” , and I’m afraid I’ll be too brutal to say “Yes, you are NOT my friend.”

Hey you’re in a college already, learn to pick your real friends. A groupie with too many snakes in a group is gonna hurt ya! Especially the ones with 2 heads. You just don’t wanna feel their sting.

OUCH!

Listen to the wise man here, I’m always right! I’m sure you have people like those in my class right? Don’t worry about those losers, just DON’T BE LIKE THOSE LOSERS!

I am not making this post because I’m hurt by anyone else, in fact I know my style, those whom I can’t really mix with, it’s either I don’t mix at all or I talk less with them. Those people I mentioned on the above really exist! And I know some in my class too, but no names mentioned. I’m sure you have met some so called ‘friend’ like that right?

Don’t be an idiot anymore!

You don’t need people who are too afraid to see you pass hence pretending as if they are really stupid. True friends help each other, this is college, not the television show “Apprentice”. Quit being so fucking selfish!

And also stop boasting, whether you are superbly intelligent or not, DON’T! Each time you brag, for example if you boast to me, do you know what I feel about you? I am actually hoping you don’t fail miserably and be a laughing stock in front of many other people you’ve bragged to. What’s the point to show that your status is one step higher than us? Not like we have to worship you, fuck you!

So, how do you deal with ‘friends’ like that?

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