I don’t know who to blame right now so I’m gonna pull 2 companies to fuck right now because my trip to Genting wasn’t a pleasant one and I got all moody so as usual, I’m gonna take this as my anger ventilator. So we reached Genting around 4am, it was so so so chilly and when we’re about to check in to First World Hotel, it seems there are many people queing up already.

And you know what’s the best part? Those people who queue up are not getting their rooms, in fact, they are getting NUMBERS. The numbers are for them to wait till 12pm to collect their check in tickets.
Great, so can anyone tell me, from 4am to 12pm, what are we supposed to do? Sleep on the streets like a beggar? When I queued up to get my number, I’ve heard some Singaporean ladies chatting and complaining about Genting’s peculiar system. I mean come on! Don’t tell me you don’t have rooms for us AT ALL? What is all this procedure thingy about? Are you trying to show that those who are not rich and can only afford First World Hotel should not be prioritized?
If that’s the case, how come the fucking bus company did not tell us that we won’t be getting rooms till 12pm? Then we don’t have to be such a bunch of dumb asses to make ourselves look like some shitty homeless people wandering to kill time.
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Tips #1: If you wanna go to Genting, make sure you board bus which reaches at 8 or 9 in the morning so that you can get your numbers and play at the outdoor / indoor theme park while waiting.
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And mind you, we are not of the legal age to enter the casinos to kill time, it’s 4am, nobody will allow you to play at the Indoor and Outdoor theme parks. So we ended up hanging out at Coffee Terrace which serves breakfast buffet at 5.30am.

So After this,

And this,

I am officially full and I’m dead sleepy, because after some chit chat and all, it’s only 7:30am. And we still CANNOT get our rooms! Talk about playing at the Theme Park, please, I still need to get some sleep. I know I should be sleeping in the bus but how “fortunately” the bus seats we managed to get are at the last row, and it fucking vibrates ALL THE TIME! How to sleep in that condition?!
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Tips #2: No last row in bus, you can’t even sleep and you will always feel like vomitting.
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So we waited till 8:30am and finally we get to play at the outdoor, in a very very very exhausted and sleepy condition. It’s still very early so there were only few of us roaming around. Just when we thought we could start boarding the big ship thingy, we were told that they will only open when there are at least 15 people. And we only have 8 and that bitch still won’t allow us to play. What a motherfucking bitch.
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Tips #3: To play at the outdoor theme park, by hook or by crook you gotta have at least 15 people in your group.
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Among the rides/places we visited at the outdoor theme park are:
- The horrifying boring till can die ghost house and because it was so scary, we screamed even before the car moves into the house.
- The Malaysia’s first roller coaster which is also scary till we screamed before it moves.
- The fucking Space room which wouldn’t even operate until the room is filled up got us really mad and left after people started walking in. Fuck it man, we waited like an idiot for 15 minutes and there’s NOTHING!
- The Cockscrew which could make you scream ONCE while it’s making a 360 degree turn.
- The Dinosaur Island which described the types of fake dinosaurs and produced loads of irritating roars till i felt like burning the whole island down. They even had the guts to try to scare the people with this big ass toy (see picture below)

It roars like mad, I yawned because I’m still sleepy
As for the indoor theme park, we only get to try the 4D motion master, I don’t know what happened but when I put on the 3D glasses, it gave me serious dizziness!
Oh yesh! I’d like to say this:
DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THE STUPID GHOST HOUSE NEXT TO THE ‘RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT’ ROOM
You need to pay extra RM25 to go in. You can’t even take pictures inside and you will be given a headache creator (3D glass) to wander in the so called stupid Ghost House filled with ugly grafittis and annoying sound effects and THAT’S IT!
Back then it used to be very fun where there are people scaring you inside and the floor can even vibrate at one point! What happened to these people and awesome technologies? Why is it now so fucking boring?!
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Tips #4: No Indoor Ghost House
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So when it’s finally 12pm+, the numbers started rolling and finally there were people working, we were anxiously waiting for our turn to check in.

Till now I still don’t get it why they can’t just allow us to check in straight away and we had to wait! When it’s our turn, we rushed to the counter and again we HAD TO WAIT because of these 2 old ladies.

OK It’s not my practice to scold old people. I even said “bye” to them when they were about to leave from the counter. So do you have to guess what we did when we got our rooms?
We fucking slept like a bear hibernating. You probably have no idea how fucking sleepy we were! And you have no idea how fucking pissed I was with the fucking Genting system! And yes Genting, please make sure those operators who work at the theme parks to be more polite, we pay to play, not to be angered by their atttiudes.
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I know you’ll be thinking, why is there nothing good about Genting? Well sorry, I don’t have anything to compliment them, what? Are you gonna feel damn glad when you reached at 4am, not being able to check in and had to resort to act like a homeless person?
This is definitely not the Genting I used to love, I am truly disappointed by the way they work. I know even though I am pissed, they won’t give a fuck because there are still many gambling addicts who love the casinos so much. But I definitely learned my lesson. Grr!
Please take note of the tips in between, they are helpful!