The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

… You have to press harder on your keyboard so that the word can appear on your screen and your keyboard is extremely dirty!

Isn’t it depressing sometimes? Just because there’s something underneath your keyboard and you had to press harder for a word to come out or it wll beome lke ths?

And when you remove the button, you find dusts hiding there and you start to think to yourself, “My god! How did they even…“

Yes, my keyboard has been with me since I was in Form 4, that was in year 2004. So this thing has been with me for 4 years. And never have I once thought of cleaning it.

And now, PC users, how many of you have a keyboard which starts to look like this? It’s like growing fungus on it but actually not, it’s actually some dusts accumulating on the buttons and the gaps over years. I’m not afraid to say it, it’s MY keyboard.

And how many of you took the initiative to clean your keyboard? I know most of us don’t but look closer at the gaps, do you see the super dirty thing around the buttons?

Just when you think your keyboard is harmless to you because you are the only one using it, think again. You don’t know how many bacterias have made your keyboards their homes and how harmful they will to you! According to FOXnews.com , I know this is a very outdated news but hey! Most of us don’t even give a shit!

While you type, your fingers could be grazing over potentially harmful bacteria.

As quoted from that site.

So now you know, your keyboard is not clean already! What about the keyboards in cybercafe where players cough/sneeze on it? Hello, even clean-looking keyboards are contaminated with bacterias, how about mine? Therefore, I decided to clean it with my Dettol Surface Spray.

Tada~ Let me clarify this to you suckers, this is totally not an advertorial. The reason why I reveal the product is because I don’t have to explain to people one by one what did I use to clean my keyboard. Geddit?!

From the day I got my hands on this spray I’ll just spray on my keyboard. I never say it will 100% kill the bacterias but at least you know it will be cleaner. Otherwise what are you gonna do? Wash it with soaps?

After that I will just wipe it off with a tissue, please have a look how dirty the tissue is!

Imagine the processes of transmitting the virus. Say you go to a cybercafe, you used a keyboard which the previous user sneezed on it 10 times, then you make a call using your cellphone, and you buy some potato chips to eat in the cybercafe~ Tada~~~ Now they are living in your body~ If that’s the case, go get a glass of Dettol and drink it. (Ok I’m just kidding!)

Where to get the Dettol Surface Spray?
Go hunt it in malls like Giant, Jaya Jusco, Pacific blah blah blah… Well I think it’s the quickest way to clean your keyboard instead of removing all the buttons, clean the interior with a small vacuum cleaner, wipe it off then put the buttons back. That is same as committing suicide.

Also, after using your keyboard, it’s good that you wash your hands.

Oh before I end this…

Please don’t do this on your LAPTOP! If you wanna clean that, go ask the person selling you because if your laptop’s keyboard is gone… Sorry man, you are so fucked! But if it’s just a PC keyboard, at least you can buy a new one which is not so expensive.

I have to say this because I know some dumb ass will really try this. Trust me! They will!

p/s: Don’t forget about your mouse too.

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