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Poem On Rain and Weather, Shakespeare Style

Ceddy on Sep 06 2008 at 11:14 pm

Rain, rain, rain
Why lah you have to rain
Is the rain God getting insane?
Or you saja wanna inflict pain?

When people pray for the sky to rain
You die also won’t rain
The weather so hot go out skin pun sipeh pain
Suddenly rain like a chain, kanasai so lame

Everywhere flood
Here flood, there flood
Sampai people have to clean until puke blood
Drizzle is fun but downpour like this is sucha jerk

I woke up and it’s raining since 9 a.m.
Wanna go out also road so jam
Sit in car cold until legs cramp
Pity those people living in BM

Rain, rain, rain
I think you better stop getting insane
Skali rain like this cover all the lanes
Because of you there’s no ferry and plane

The weather is sucha bitch
Suddenly downpour suddenly hot like shit
No wonder flu, fever, sore throat come together with the itch
After the rain there will be loads of leech

Die la why I suddenly blog like this?
I’m becoming unstable just like the weather is it?
Never mind it won’t happen again after this
I’m just saja wanna try new thing. :P

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p/s: Don’t you dare to criticize my extremely profound poem

p/p/s: I just put a shame to William Shakespeare, sorry pal, I know you won’t mind. :)

13 Responses to “Poem On Rain and Weather, Shakespeare Style”

  1. on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:25 pm 1Adelene

    omg chun chun saya suka.
    cedric you are darn creative and cute weih xD
    but it is so true, the poem is damn right about .. EVERYTHING=/

  2. on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:26 pm 2vingie

    BFF,

    indeed the rain made you lame,
    i see already i also feel pain,
    i miss you and your curly mane,
    when i am back we go curry mee at new lane~

  3. on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:34 pm 3Ceddy

    To BFF:
    How dare you say my poem is lame
    Beng beng in msn you say “kaneh ROFL”
    Please come back quick to touch my curly mane
    I will drag you out to bitch like a bitch along with aL

    —

    Adelene: Terima kasih! I’m glad you liked it!!!! XD Of course true la, speaking from experience ma. :(

  4. on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:38 pm 4Steven

    hmm. not bad for a start. hahah. btw, where is BM?? Bkt Merah ar??

    Steven just blogged about Merdeka Parade In Kemaman, Terengganu

  5. on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:46 pm 5Ceddy

    Steven: Not bad meh? Eh if Shakespeare sees this he’ll cry because he found someone who can take his place! LOL btw BM is Bukit Mertajam.

  6. on 07 Sep 2008 at 12:15 am 6Steven

    I mean, for a start. hehe.

    Bkt Mertajam..i see..at the first sight, my first thought was.. Bahasa Malaysia? hahaha

    Steven just blogged about Merdeka Parade In Kemaman, Terengganu

  7. on 07 Sep 2008 at 12:33 am 7Anthony

    Well, I didn’t understand everything but it sounds good !
    Not your bad though, I’m just tired because of the weather. It’s too hot in here !
    Summer, ya know…

  8. on 07 Sep 2008 at 12:45 am 8AlvinC

    WONDERFUL !!!
    BEAUTIFUL !!!
    Chui Sam Chui Foo !!!

  9. on 07 Sep 2008 at 1:04 am 9Ceddy

    AlvinC: ng goi sai! :D

    Anthony: Of course you don’t! I’m blogging using a lot of Malaysian jargon. Hahaha

    Steven: If I write Bukit Mertajam then it won’t rhyme already. LOL

  10. on 07 Sep 2008 at 11:33 am 10Martin

    This is great!! Good stuff!!
    The weather sux!! Car is dirty everyday :(
    Plus the haze here in KL PJ, it’s really fucked up.

    Martin just blogged about Need for Speed: Undercover

  11. on 07 Sep 2008 at 12:51 pm 11pinksterz

    *gives payung to ceddy*

    pinksterz just blogged about inilah gedik masa kecil

  12. on 07 Sep 2008 at 2:32 pm 12Ceddy

    pinksterz: Terima kasih!

    Martin: AIYO! I thought rain is scary, got HAZE sammore! Yeah loh, cibai rain for what also dunno, wash car ady made my car so dirty nia… KNS!

  13. on 07 Sep 2008 at 5:23 pm 13Jewel

    omg!omg! phenomenal poem..! write MOREEEEEEEE!

    Jewel just blogged about September t(” t)

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