The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, then COLD HARD CASH is definitely mine! Face it people, who doesn’t wanna be rich? And I enjoyed the moment FANTASIZING myself being a rich guy posing with loads of cash which is not mine at the end of the day… Tell me now, isn’t that depressing?

That amount of money (RM3900) is supposed to feed the government pay for my examination fee. Ok yes! I said EXAMINATION FEE! And YES! It’s fucking expensive! And let me tell you how troublesome the entire process is, you can’t pay by cheque (because it may bounce) and you can’t possibly pay by cash so you gotta pay via BANK DRAFT.

You can make bank draft in any major bank so I decided to try my luck at Public Bank.

But God damn it! Look at the number I’m holding and just imagine how long should I wait? It’s completely insane so I decided to try the bank next door.

And look at the CROWD in the next bank! And I’m not an idiot to WAIT any longer so that’s it! I’m going to finish my shit here!

Finally I got my bank draft done… Sigh, it doesn’t belong to me.

So now you may ask me, why am I needing RM3900 to sit for exam? And I’m not sitting for LAN, instead, I’m doing my first year in law degree. Truth is, the price kept increasing and the longer you delay, the more you have to pay. And I’m not paying it to anyone in UK but to someone who handles our examination here and that SOMEONE is definitely hungry! And if you notice, the bank draft is made payable to “Pengarah Peperiksaan”, which means examination director.

This means I’m paying RM3900 TO HIM?! ARE YOU GONNA LET ME PASS OR NOT?! And this also means I have to study hard and can’t afford to fail this shit! Bless me… please… Bless me…

p/s: Those of you who fucked Mr/Miss F, thanks a lot, as for new commentators, thanks to you guys too! I love y’all. Muax!

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