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She Wants Leg Operation But She Got A New Anus! Ha Ha Ha!

Ceddy on Mar 20 2008 at 2:04 pm

This news is way too fantastic! And it’s better than any other news you’re reading. Extracted from fox news:

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

This is seriously hilarious ok? It’s like a dude wants to get hand surgery but got a new dick instead. What the fuck? How can they mix up two different patients? I think the word “mix up” is wrongly used here, I think it’s all because of the conversation, blame the fucking nurse!

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Nurse: Doc, we got a new patience coming in.

Doc: Who’s that?

Nurse: An asshole who wants to be operated.

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There you have it, possibilities y’all!!! I wanna see how the woman looks like, but since she’s a retiree, I think it’s bad to make fun of old people so let’s find a face that has anus on it. Ah! Found it!

Blow kiss

Sexy isn’t it? Now if this happens to you, say you got a brand new anus BUT still a broken leg, what would you do? You may never know you can shit smoothly ever since! :P

12 Responses to “She Wants Leg Operation But She Got A New Anus! Ha Ha Ha!”

  1. on 20 Mar 2008 at 4:46 pm 1omar

    OMG THAT’s SOOO HILLARIOUS
    hahahaha.

  2. on 20 Mar 2008 at 5:00 pm 2LogicYuan

    wahlao eh.. very ko lian the patient..

    imagine she was exchanged with a breast reduction surgery then her boobs was gone after she woke up?lol

  3. on 20 Mar 2008 at 8:05 pm 3G-Devil

    That’s a old retiree???

  4. on 20 Mar 2008 at 9:20 pm 4Cedric

    G-Devil: I dunno how old is she but I don’t think anybody would want that kind of details to be published. LOL

    LogicYuan: YEAH LAH! How clumsy ! -_-”

    Omar: Imagine my reaction when I read about this news? :P

  5. on 21 Mar 2008 at 12:08 am 5pamsong

    AAARRGGHHH! Hahahahahhaha. So funny!!! How the heck does a mistake like this happen, wei. Haha. Funny.

  6. on 21 Mar 2008 at 12:10 am 6Cedric

    Pamsong: The first thing I did when I read about this was “OMG” then followed by a super laughter, I just couldn’t believe the hospital can be so negligent. What a news! Good also, if she got her leg done, she got new anus and leg! Woohoo!

  7. on 21 Mar 2008 at 1:50 am 7Sheylara

    Okay, this is really weird. And it’s kinda funny but I guess it’s not funny to the patient. And, uh, I don’t understand. What does “new anus” mean? Does it mean that now she’s got two of ‘em, or what?

  8. on 21 Mar 2008 at 1:52 am 8Cedric

    Sheylara: I think it probably meant they removed the old one and replaced it. hahahaha. :P Btw, thanks for dropping by!

  9. on 21 Mar 2008 at 2:39 am 9LogicYuan

    wah…all also think its funny?

    I think its pretty sad…

    Maybe because its CEDRIC telling it that makes it FARNY!!!haha

  10. on 21 Mar 2008 at 2:49 am 10Cedric

    Logic: Got funny and sad also la… :P Who would have thought she would wake up with a new anus?!!!

  11. on 21 Mar 2008 at 3:11 am 11minny

    AIYER!!!!!!
    geli lo!!!!
    i dun want mine to get switched.
    u know la, mine is a special one
    HAHAHA

    craziness man!

  12. on 21 Mar 2008 at 3:18 am 12Cedric

    Minny: Then don’t go to the hospital lo. LOL Zhek ark… new anus, LOL!!!

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