The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

So today we made a lil trip to consult the fortune teller. And my feeling right now is a super duper mixed one, I don’t know if I should feel glad because she finally woke me up or I should feel upset because of her brutal honesty!

1pm we departed and goodness, the lady fortune teller is not awake yet! Damn it so we gotta make a turn back to Gurney to have our brunch, wtf we didn’t even wanna eat anything just to rush to see her and this is our treatment?! Guhhh!!!

I had this sandwich set at Winter Warmers and damn it is so delicious! I know it has nothing to do with this entry but I still love to make y’all drool. =P

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We were told to return after an hour plus so we dragged our time, sat there chit chatting until 3pm we returned there and she is still sleeping… Ahhh! So this is how the place looks like.

And this is supposedly her “office”.

It says 12PM but goodness she is sleeping till 3:30pm, talk about punctuality! We were waiting because who knows what she can do to us if we start cursing? Because all of us heard about how “accurate” she is, we were deciding on who to go first, eventually I’m the chosen one because those chickens are afraid! :P

Then the aunty emerges from her room and told us to go to her office, and my friends just gathered around me to hear what she has to say about me.

She asked for my birthday and just like her husband, she wrote some numbers there and her opening speech was super cool!!! Better than the husband a 1000000000 times! She started with…

“Why don’t you like girls?”

My friends just giggled behind me, I don’t know if they felt funny or what but for me, I’m definitely SHOCKED because her opening speech is super incredible. I told her it’s always been like this how am I supposed to change? And I think she’s homophobic because she kept telling me that if I’m like this, nobody will hire me blah blah blah… Man… this is so bad!

“You are too in love and you need to focus on your studies because I see you have a great future ahead, you need to stop thinking too much or else everything will be GONE! And this kind of relationship will not last long!”

Ok this is getting scarier because how the hell does she know that I’m so in love right now? And yes, I’ve been having so many things in my head lately, jealousy issues, insecurity blah blah blah but all I know is as time goes by I’m developing trust and faith! Bitch can’t bring me down like that!!! And I seriously hate the fact that she thinks gay people can’t have a long lasting relationship. Damn!

“You cannot pass your exams”

Shit man this is fucking crazy! I’m having exam soon and she’s telling me I can’t pass it?! Fuck!!!! OK aunty! I’ll prove you wrong! You just wait! You told me that I’m so deep in love that I’m often distracted, fine! I’ll change it! Since the beginning she told me that the fate is in MY own hands! She then told me that I need to buy some stuffs to pray to a deity and hope that I’ll be concentrated on my studies. And for the sake of passing, I’ll do this as a supplement.

“If you work hard for now, your will graduate perfectly at the age of 23, and your future career will involve paper and pen, you will have no employer nor employee. And you will have a very wonderful future if you choose not to ruin it.”

Ok paper and pen, tell me what are the jobs that do not require paper and pen? Ok fuck y’all who say “GIGOLO”. But she mentioned about bright future eh? That’s something nice to hear! I like it, and I am working solo! Wonderfulicious, that way I don’t get to listen to people’s command or get pissed by some idiots. YEY!

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All in all she just wanted me to know that how important it is to stay focus in my studies to avoid any misfortune in the future. I like the fact that she knows I’m VERY distracted and thanks to her, I begin to realize how important it is for me to stay focus on my studies, of course, who doesn’t want to have an awesome future anyway? As for my love life, although it’s not something pleasing, I still believe that it all boils down to our effort to make this relationship work. She could be wrong, who knows? Maybe she’s just bias towards gay people?

At the meantime, I need to get rid of the fucking “YOU WILL FAIL” shit from my head, she’s not helping when she’s saying that. Though I can choose not to believe but touch wood! Now this shit is lingering me!

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