The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

I was at AutoCity, after my dinner I wanted to go to my car already. As I was approaching my car Sam said, “Oh someone is blocking your car already.“… I saw the fucking Waja parking behind me so I thought the owner must have gone to the Maxis Center in front.

Then I look look see see inside the Maxis Center, I saw 2 foreign labors talking to the Maxis Center’s consultants (Don’t ask me how I’m so sure but if you look at them you’ll be damn sure). Then I was like, it’s impossible for the consultants to park like this and it’s definitely impossible for the foreign labors to drive a WAJA so I waited.

Goodness I waited outside my car but nobody came out. I’m getting really impatient already because I cannot even move my car, that shit is blocking my way!!!

…

Then I started cursing to myself because I’m getting pissed off already…

After that a guy coming out from BED (a cafe next to Maxis Center) with his whore girlfriend. Gawsh you should have looked at his face… I was standing there waiting for an apology because of the way he parked I couldn’t even moved my car!!!

Ok I wasn’t exactly showing this kind of face but it was close. :P

Motherfucker didn’t even show his repented look and gave me attitude, bitch rolled his eyes on me and got into his car with his whore. What the hell?! I really couldn’t believe humans like this do exist in this world. Eh Mister BED worker, did anyone teach you how to say “Sorry”. Ok even if you are not sincere at least fake a smile I’m also ok with it but to ROLL YOUR DAMN SEPET EYES ON ME?!

NO WAY!

So I stared at his whore and even though the windows are all winded up, I guess she can still read my lips. YES I was saying “CHAO CIBAI” to your pimp boyfriend. I don’t care he has a pussy or not but to roll his eyes on me I assume he’s a bitch, maybe he is actually a SHE and they are playing some lesbian act? Let’s not get into there but point is…

If you know you’re at fault, at least be apologetic. And if you think you don’t have a pea-sized brain, don’t simply park behind someone’s car. I should have taken picture of that son of a bitch’s face. Goodness so chuin, think he’s what? Hollywood diva-esque star? Still far more behind lah, face like a horse only, even when Sarah Jessica Parker’s having constipation also looks much better ok?

See? That face still looks so much better than the dick’s face.

Don’t forget you’re just a BED waiter, don’t be so lansi with me, fucker. Fellas, has this ever happened to you?!

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