So You Idolize These Uglebrities?

There are times when you have to expose your real self to the world because you can’t possibly sleep with your makeups on (Unless you’re dead), and so far there’s no facial products that work like PHOTOSHOP. And that simply means the celebrities we’ve been idolizing actually have their ugly sides too! Of course! There are celebrities who are born ugly and no matter how much makeups they put on…THEY ARE STILL FUCKING UGLY!

Uglebrity Number 1 - Rummer Willis

Rummer Willis
Look at the ever beautiful daughter of Bruce Willis, while the dad is a hot stuff in the Hollywood, the daughter simply looks like a pancake. Look at that CHIN! She just kills it!

Uglebrity Number 2 - Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker
Remember her from “Sex And The City”? With that face, I wonder who would really do her in broad daylights? Now I get the concept of switching the lights off when making love. Ha ha ha!

Uglebrity Number 3 - Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse
They trynna make her go for surgery, she says NO NO NO! And damn right she looks like a piece of shit! But in terms of style, that bee nest hair IS a fashion, but her face? NOT! Girl you’re just soo…. UGLY!

Uglebrity Number 4 - Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson
No wonder this old hag quited America’s Next Top Model! This self proclaimed “FIRST Super Model in the world” (Yeah right) can’t beat Tyra Banks in terms of style, sexiness, looks and most of all… AGE! She’s so old and crazy… Look at that stunning pose…. WOOOOO!

Uglebrity Number 5 - MADONNA

Madonna
It’s so sick to know that The Queen of Pop has to be in this list. I have nothing much to comment… You be my guest aight?

So now you know… The people we’ve been idolizing actually look fantabulous ain’t it? I feel so proud looking at these pictures! They just simply make my day! Ha ha ha! Did you have a great laugh?

p/s: Yes I’ve been gone like so long but now I’m back with crazy entries. You better fucking stick to my blog or I’mma curse you till your penises / vagina have rashes ALL OVER!

11 Responses to “So You Idolize These Uglebrities?”

  1. on 12 Jan 2008 at 1:52 am Vingie

    You number 1 i will curse to kena rashes one. Dunno die go where. hmmppphhh!!

    I FARKING HATE RUMER WILLIS,dont insult pancakes pls. She looks like a piece of shit. The face the hair!!! OMFG!!!!

  2. on 12 Jan 2008 at 11:32 am BadEvan

    Ya know Madonna was a hot item at on point. As was Jessica Parker and Janice Dickinson. They were hot at one point in time.

    Amy Winehouse and Rummer Willis on the other hand, where beat down with the ugly-stick at birth.

    BTW: so, that’s where that rash came from. I thought it was that rough trick Jim….

  3. on 12 Jan 2008 at 4:47 pm lovelix

    god i just swallowed my own vomit. what is this? celebration of the FUGS??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah no one’s fuglyness beats janice~!

  4. on 12 Jan 2008 at 6:45 pm ger

    hello… i just wanna ask permission if i can copy this post and put it in my blog… its very nice…

  5. on 13 Jan 2008 at 12:55 am Cedric

    Ger: Unfortunately you can’t copy my entire post and put it in your blog. You took my picture without asking me, so don’t let it happen again ya?

    Lovelix: Janice Dick-IN-son.. LOL

    BadEvan: Welcome to tha bad boy hood! Well I agree with you, they WERE hot but now they are NOT! Rummer is… Eew!

    Vingie: Hahaha she gives me the creeps ok?! Makes me wanna scream if she wanna lick me!!! Nooooooooo!

  6. on 13 Jan 2008 at 1:12 am ke ai ren

    do u like my style~~~~~~!!!!

  7. on 13 Jan 2008 at 1:36 am JJ

    Warao,
    they are all so geli to me
    Especially the number 5.
    OMG The old face!

  8. on 13 Jan 2008 at 12:01 pm Cedric

    JJ: That is sexy ok? LOL VERY sexy that type!

    Ke ai ren: Yeah that’s sexy sexy sexy sexy! :P

  9. on 14 Jan 2008 at 3:01 pm Nickeo

    With all due respect Ced, i beg to differ. They are not ugly, just out of maintanance. That’s the price to pay when you’re a celebrity, you have to be prim and proper at all times.

    I’m not a fan of Amy Whinehouse, Janice Dickinson or Rummer Willis, but I do idolise Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna not just because of their looks, but also their talent.

    Everybody has their ‘unglamorous’ moments, it just isn’t fair to judge with just one single picture. I agree with BedEvan, they have been, and will be hot if they want to.

  10. on 23 Feb 2008 at 9:47 pm ali

    RUMMER WILLIS IS A WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR, SHE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE STUPID AND UGLY BUT HAVE RICH MOMY AND DADDY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, I AM SURE TO HER WASHED OUT PARENTS , SHE IS AN ANGLE, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKS , SHE IS NO FREAKING ANGELINA JOLI (NEITHER HER 50 YEAR OLD CHAIN SMOKING , PLASTIC MOM), AND WHEN IT COMES TO ACTING, SHE IS NO CATE BLANCHET, SHE SHOULD JUST GET THE HELLOF HOLLYWOOD AND LEAVE OUR YOUNG GENERATION FREE OF TRASH …AL

  11. on 24 Feb 2008 at 7:35 am issa

    you guys really need to learn to leave rummer willis alone, logically speaking and thinking the only things wrong with her is her huge chin and her pencil thin lips, but she is no where ugly looking or hideous looking like the other four on the list. she doesn’t even belong on the list in the first place. she’s just plain not UGLY! ugly is too much of a strong negative word..get it right ppl!! and besides since demi and bruce seem to have a good relationship with all their three daughters, hollywood might be something that rummer wants her parents to be proud of her, since hollywood is something that mattered to her parents! so i think she’s into holllywood not just for the glamour and upsides of it, and you can’t blame the girl for her weak sense of style, all her life people jus noticed her for her chin, btw. she doesn’t have a big head pls. its jus she has a J Leno chin. if that’s the only thing people see in you then no matter what cute clothes you put on it wouldn’t make a difference right. so you then get to a point where you see yourself the way people see you and you can’t tell what’s right from what’s left anymore. so you end up looking and acting stupid. i mean if you take a look at her sense of style it says ” i don’t want to get into hot clothes, coz i’m not hot at all, don’t want to be notice, but.. i’m demi moore’s daughter and i don’t want to look lame.”

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