The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

For 3 days I’ve been feeling pain on my chest. Damn it, it occurs after I start coughing. Cibai weather lah! Look what you’ve done to me, I’ve been so sick and when I thought I’m slowly recovering, here comes the fucking chest pain!

The pain area is marked with “x”

At first I was wondering if it’s because of my sleeping posture, because I had a minor pain long ago when I slept like a murdered person, chest facing downwards but this time I cannot take it anymore, 3 fucking days already the pain has been haunting me! Thank God it’s not somewhere near my heart… Gone la if I have heart attack at this age. :(

Then you know la, many people got their own different views, some say chest pain small deal only, some say cannot! Must consult doctor, because some people got lung infection. Wei, lung infection sounds serious ok? I don’t wanna end up staying in hospital or what!

Nath has been so kind to show me a website on lung disease symptoms, so I started reading… When I scrolled down… AIYO! My gawt! Don’t play play weih!

“immediately seek medical attention” wor, when I read this, it’s already 1 am. So I better go to sleep and consult doctor later

I went to a clinic, hey it’s not like you can easily get any clinics opened on Sundays ok?! And I explained everything to doctor, from flu to fever to cough to chest pain. Doctor suggested me to have an X-ray. I was so fucking nervous ok? I hope I’m not hearing bad news or what, later say I got internal injury la, lung infection must perform surgery la… GONE case!

The receptionist called my name, I went in and doctor said,

Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with your chest from the X-ray, it’s just you feel pain because of your cough, I will prescribe you an antibiotic and a cough syrup to clear the phelgms

YES! At least there’s nothing major. But kanasai, X-ray shows there’s nothing wrong with me but still there’s something wrong ok? One consultation costs me RM70! Got or not wor! At least I’m bringing the X-ray picture back!

Fuck it wei! The pills just get bigger and bigger. -_-”

RM70 is quite expensive liao ok! I cannot just throw that X-ray picture away! It’s like I BOUGHT the picture back ok? And it’s like I bought an abstract picture which I can’t even understand, I see bones only mar, big deal meh? But what to do? RM70 worrr! :(

Instead of throwing it away, I decided to stick it on the wall and turn it into a wonderful poster. Shut up you, this is my room and if you think I’m nuts it’s because you probably never had any X-ray before so don’t make me curse you! Look at my wall… Actors, singers, and my BONE! XD

I’m glad because there’s nothing serious, but if you’re having chest pain, don’t hesitate to see doctor ok! Especially if you’re not coughing and yet you got it. Don’t fuck with it, learn to cherish your life, unless you’re an emo.

Before I end, lemme just be a lil random and give y’all this, the X-ray version of Pamela Anderson! BOOBYEAH! Check out the silicones!

For those of you who wished me, thanks a lot to y’all! I’m getting better already! :D

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