Theft Alert In My House - Part 2
Ceddy on Sep 28 2007 at 10:00 pm
The minute I found out that my mom’s cards were missing, I went online to search for the bank’s contact number, hoping that I can terminate the transaction immediately to prevent that moron from withdrawing/ using the cards.
So the first bank I contacted was Maybank, to tell you the truth, I fucking hate the contact numbers displayed on their page. It’s kind of a misleading information, I thought by calling 1-300-88-6688, I can straightaway speak to the operator and get my things done. But you know what? I have to patiently listen to those stupid instructions like,
“Press 1 for Bahasa Malaysia, Press 2 for English… For bla bla bla please press 1, for bla bla bla please press 2…. to repeat, please press …”
COME ON! Why can’t y’all just gimme the damn fucking operator? I still have 3 more banks to call you idiots! I simply pressed any number and I finally spoke to the bank operator. Subsequently I’ve managed to contact every bank.
So we head on to the police station,
I didn’t know to make a police report, we have to answer 2 questions like “Do you want it to be quick or difficult?” , well of course to me that’s like… “What’s the difference?” And they even asked if they can just classify this case as our cards just went MISSING?
Please, how can you say it’s MISSING when the truth is the cards were STOLEN?! Sigh… That makes me wonder if the posters stating their Missions, Ethics bla bla bla are there to serve as an exhibition or what. Whatever it is, we still want to classify it as a theft case.
Later, 2 men came in to make a report, I broke into laughter when I heard them making reports, well I don’t mean to be an asshole but it’s just so funny to hear them saying,
“WE WANT TO REPORT ON OUR WALKIE-TALKIE DROPPED INTO THE SEA”
My God, Walkie-talkie dropped into the SEA?! That’s so uncommon! So can we report things like “My pet fish was eaten by a hungry stray cat?” , or “My underwear flew to my neighbor’s house and she was so obsessed to it that she won’t return it to me?“. Thanks to you 2 guys, that really made my day. LOL
So we finally got home, guess what we saw? Woo…. My mom’s cards were tidily tied up and they were placed on the fence, I mean…. FUCK?! YOU RETURN THESE TO USE RIGHT AFTER WE CALLED THE BANK AND CANCELED EVERYTHING AND MADE A POLICE REPORT? Fuck I won’t thank you for that, you just ruined my beauty sleep!
That just summarized whatever that happened today, dear readers, PLEASE DO NOT SCREW THE POLICEMEN WITH NONSENSES IN MY COMMENT BOX. BE CONSIDERATE BECAUSE I AM RESPONSIBLE WITH WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE COMMENT. No accusations on the police being corrupted, no personal attacks calling them fat cats… NO!
walao… damn funny la the report… swt
btw, i hate calling the bank too… too many “press 1 bahasa melayu…. press 2 ..” thingy… waste time, money n patient nia
seriously, that thieft is really stupid…
if u wan to know who is that thieft, take ur mom’s card and took for dna scan.. roflmao….
luckily this is no money inside the hand bag…
and why ur mom put the handbag at there…!?
izzit it suppose to be in her room or drawer..?
why nearby the kicthen there?
previous time i have a similiar case, but they tried “jolok” the hp on the table… it’s happen at my St. John’s HeadQuater where that nite we have camp that particular day. Unfortunely, i was alerted, and i chase the “dude” with “su mu kong’s kim kang kun”.. lol….
LMAO!!!!
Walkie-Talkie dropped into the sea oso report,
then i think i have to report dono who make my doggie pregnant.
LMAO!!!!
The moral of the story is –> Wait until a few hours to see if the idiotic thief returns the things to you or not then only call the banks and lodge Police reports. LOL
But if the thief decides not to return it to you also cham.. So.. No choice la..
Cedric, u r opening everybody eyes with a true thinking of Malaysian. hehe. Reading this entry, make me wanna read it more n more, so funny even though it is reality…. again, what a fool thief… wakaka… buat u susah-susah, n then straight away he sent back the thing that being stolen. I think the thief is crazy maybe… wakaka…
Well, police love this kind of stuff, actually most of the people I know, if they got rob or anything, we report as missing, easier and faster… Drop to sea that one… Interest them, so they want story instead ma :lol:
At least they return whert….
Oh, and talk about misleading…
SUMBODY said…… somebody somebody~~ I won’t tell you who~~ But you know him very well~~
Instead of the, ’saya Anti-Rasuah’
It means, ’saya N-ANTI Rasuah’
Sanko: Somebody told me that before but I have to watch my words because somebody can send me to jail. LOL
Wong: Yeah i know… that’s the problem! Lazy sia!
Mr Green: I wont say the thief is stupid though, he’s a pro in my opinion. That makes us even scared.
Saewei: Hanah! Kaneh him betul. Wanna steal summore wanna return!
JJ: Go try and see
deVince: Didn’t know you also monkey type one hehehe
Angeline: That’s why when the operator picks up nia, I screw her straight. LOL
aik…
like this also can…. LOL
next time u also can repost that yr red undies are lost… haha
hey at least u got ur card back =P
im goona go report to the police about how my boxers flew away from the laundry area now.
hmm… last when my car was broken in, the officers are very very friendly, totally different from my imaginary perspective lol.
Maybe I had the 1/1,000,00,000 chance of getting lucky and got ‘layan’ed by some good officers.
no sign of a break in? talk about a professional thief with a conscience, though misplaced. ANd very imaginative of you on the part about the flying underwear, LOL.
What a day ain’t it? And a total waste of time. I just couldn’t believe and didn’t expect that the thief/thieves finally sent the bag back. Lol.
Solution for “Walkie-talkie dropped into the sea” - find the police. No brain betul.. Haha =x
Steven: Yes it was a total waste of time, anyway, welcome to my blog.
Kim: LOL Did it make your day?
Jonny: Very friendly huh? Hmmm guess you should try the police station we went and you’ll understand what “fucked up” means.
Tingtitlei: Yeah! See how the police responses to you. Haha
Dexter: I kena from them ady you think I wanna make reports of my stolen undies? -_-”