The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Sometimes I don’t understand why am I cracking jokes which I don’t even understand, sometimes I don’t even understand myself, why is it that I am so crazy all the time! When I’m hanging out with friends they’ll be like, “STOP STOP STOP! I can’t really eat with you keep joking like crazy.” or “I’m laughing like hell now and I don’t feel hungry anymore.”

I really don’t know why am I so crazy!

Sometimes people will come and ask me, “Are you sure you wanna be a lawyer?“. I will stare at that person because I’m not sure if he wants to insult me or what, then he’ll continue, “I think a stand up comedian will suit you most!”

Stand up comedian… Hmm… Reminds me of prominent ones like Cedric The Entertainer (As a matter of fact I got my name from him. Easter egg everybody!), Sarah Silverman, Russel Peters bla bla bla… I still heart Sarah Silverman, I love her PUSSY!!!

Now you see, it’s not that I’ve never thought of becoming a stand up comedian, but my jokes are definitely gonna get banned by the local government, I will throw out all those nasty words which might sound like a taboo for everyone! After all, this is Malaysia y’all! And you can’t joke about certain things because you just can’t! What’s gonna happen if I do this?

Sigh, I’mma get banned right?

Then again, without those words, the jokes won’t really have the impact. You must talk about cocks, vaginas, this, that in order to make people laugh… Ah excuse my vulgarity but face it people, we all like to hear that! :P

Anyway, if anyone of you know how to audition for a stand up comedian, do contact me and I’mma give it a sweet shot without saying bad words, how about that? :P

Happy weekends everyone and don’t forget to visit my niche blog - http://HisNameIsCedric.com

Eric asked me, “Is it because you’re afraid that people don’t know your name is Cedric?”
My answer, “YES.”

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