The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

First stop, I gotta thank those of you who commented and concerned about my fall, LOL, I’m getting better! Love y’all so much for being so kind!

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WARNING: This entry is not to attack ALL clubbers, I have a few pals who are regular clubbers and I’m absolutely fine with them, of course there are some sick ass clubbers whom I can’t stand.

The clubs are always packed on Saturday night and I got so pissed off with one fucking White Myvi driver who just parked his car on the road side blocking the traffic, I tried to scratch that piece of shit but I missed. SHIT! So I wanna make fun of his clans. Since he’s a retard, I don’t think his friends can get any better. I’m gonna point out clubbers who are really stupid by doing these:

1. Buttcheeks Exposé Whores

Hey bitches, what is this? You are not Britney or Lindsay so please cover your asses if you wanna go to club. I know what you’re trynna do, to act sexy with your horrible cellulite so that horny males can get attract to you then what’s next? Cry like a mad bitch cuz you got raped? Bitch this ain’t a fashion show, ok exposing your buttcheeks is not a fashion but really, I’ve seen some 17/18 year old girls dressing up like this to clubs, why think of being a whore at this age? That’s very young! If you think you’re sexy, seriously, NOT!

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2. Sunglasses Freaks

Erm… “SUN”+”GLASSES” do not fit in the word “Club”… As if the lights are very bright in the club, why wear sunglasses to a club? That is way too retarded, fools! That is so not cool! You tell me it’s a trend, I tell you, you’re just a Kanye / P Diddy copycat. Normal people won’t do that because we sometimes find it hard to see in the club and there you are, wanting to have a darker scenery. How retarded!

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3. The “Big-Bagger”

If you’re here to chill, dance, drink… Why on earth do you have to bring a big ass bag to the clubs? So that you can pack the drinks back to your family? Or you wanna standby to vomit in it after getting drunk and wasted. Yes it is a fashion to carry big ass bags in town but to a club? Is that even appropriate? Then you got pissed because your friends were like “Hey, keep this camera for me, keep this cellphone for me, keep this pack of drugs for me” and the next thing you know, you’re so screwed to go to jail. -_-”

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4. The “I’m too ugly I need thick makeup to attract people” Retards

The club itself is dark, unless the strobe lights are flashing right on your face, so if you think it’s a must to apply super thick makeups to the club so that you look real good and everyone’s gonna drool over you? Bitch please, has anybody ever told you that you look like a tranny? Ok maybe tranny is too harsh on you but if you wanna act like some mature lady and put on makeups as thick as your dictionary, it’s so NOT nice. Plus, who are you trying to attract in the dark? Eeeweth.

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5. Emo Freaks / Emo Wannabe

Eh I used to have some “friends” back then who love to show their fucking emo attitude whenever they go out. I’m sick of this bunch of retards! Fuck you weih, when a bunch of friends wanna hit the clubs to party, why do you have to put on some sad faces and act like some emo? I’m spitting on your face bitch! Quit using “I’m tired” / “after work” / “broke up” as a fucking reason, there’s always a “NO, I don’t want to join.” When people wanna hang out in a club and because of your attitude, people have to pretend to care for you. That’s why nobody even bother to invite such emo wannabe freaks. Therefore, to be an emo in a noisy club, please consider suicide there and make the world a better place, thanks.

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6. (Always) Wasted Pigs

Hehe I used to get drunk and wasted ONCE. So I’m gonna target those who ALWAYS got wasted in the clubs. I’m speaking from experience and I’m telling you, it’s really not cool. Like the “Emo freaks” above, if you’re mentally unstable, please consider declining the invitation instead of getting wasted half way through and burden everyone. As for the chicks who always get wasted, do you have any idea how dangerous it is? You are giving the horny assholes to touch you all over, why do you have to make sucha major sacrifice? Unless you’re born to be a whore then… I got nothing to say…

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If you are like this or your friends are one of the retards I mentioned, I’m here to remind you, a club is not a formal place, you don’t have to crack your head to think of what to wear and how to makeup to look appealing… I think a proper casual wear with some light makeups for the girls is THE BEST! Simplicity rules! =)

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