The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

Updated: Fuck! I didn’t know since when I disabled the comments (I have fixed it), sorry folks! You are very welcomed to leave your comments in my blog. LOL sometimes my blog gets a bit loco. Sorry again. :P

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For my case, I’m gonna fucking diss the mixture of shit and scream = Streamyx , frankly speaking I wonder if I have 9 lives or more than that because I have been mentally murdered by this ISP quite a number of times, I know I blogged about this before but instead of squeezing my stress star over and over again by looking at the amount of disconnections, I’d rather blog about it AGAIN. And why would you have problem with that if it is my blog?

Poor little stress star, I don’t mean to hurt you but if you wanna come to live and revenge, please go to Streamyx’s headquarter ok?

I don’t know why is it but Streamyx is getting worse! And I suffer serious connection problem during daytime! And there was a petition asking Streamyx to fuck off, Streamyx, have you no shame at all? I know how happy it feels to cheat millions of the customers’ money and if that’s the case, don’t even think of binding the subscriber! Fuck y’all!

It took me 5 minutes to load my blog, how ridiculous! And if you dare to put the blame on me, lemme tell you my pictures are stored in Flickr so don’t tell me because I have many things in my blog that’s why it loads slow, it’s YOUR PROBLEM!

It took me forever to get online in my Live Messenger, and even I performed billions of troubleshooting, it still won’t work. What is it now, my Messenger is infected? NO! it’s YOUR PROBLEM and I’m going to blame you for that! And I created this imaginary “Blame streamyx” button to satisfy myself. Lol!

Therefore I decided to check my speed using speedtest.net… To my HORROR, the result could really break my balls into million pieces!

The download speed was only 156 kbps … 156!!! Not even half of the speed I subscribed for! Streamyx! How dare you fucking drain my money away! It’s just better than dial-ups a little bit! This is totally ridiculous and I’m so gonna file a complain very soon! Next time when y’all advertise, please BE HONEST! If you know you SUCK like hell, then don’t even wanna lie! This is how you should promote it to your customers!

You’re worried that nobody will subscribe by looking at the chart above? Truth is, you don’t even deserve that many customers, and I will choose the other ISP soon, Streamyx you can kiss my ass!

And oh, train your customer service operators to avoid saying these:

• Have you checked if it’s your modem’s problem?

• It is the telephone line’s problem.

• From here, there’s no service interruption.

• Can you restart your computer?

• And other excuses to put the blame on someone else.

I’m tired of hearing all those shits and you big time corporations should have the most gigantic balls ever to say,

“I’m sorry, the problem comes from our side. We are rectifying it now!”

At least we won’t be a dumb ass to keep restarting our PC, modems knowing that they are working fine. But you will never say that! And to every other angry customers, if they start saying that, please fire them on behalf of me and everyone else. If they are cheating my money, there’s no reason why I should be so nice anymore.

Such a bunch of retards!

Anyway I’m going to switch to a new one, any good suggestions? If you wanna rant, you are free to fire in my comment box. Thank you very de much!

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