Of course you trust the person because if she gets things done, the whole team would enjoy the benefit but sometimes people go too far. They don’t really care about this trusted person’s feelings. Because she wouldn’t have the chance to say no when the meeting is nothing but INFORMING.

I did mention that they trust this person so much because she is birghter. Well, that means it didn’t take her long to realize what’s going on. And by the time you use the same old “I’m sorry” shit, she has made the wisest choice in the universe, she quits.

And I hope it didn’t take you long to convert the “trust” word in red to “USE“.

I’m so sad to see that my college sister is being trusted used. And it sucks because she has no choice to  say no. And those who trusted used her only know how to apologize because they know, whether or not the apology is sincere, they have got what they wanted.

But everything has a limit ok? You can use someone for your own convenience but what’s gonna happen if she quits? You’re the one who should be blamed. We are supposed to be friends, not slaves or whatsoever. You want someone to help you out then be nice, give that person a room to breathe at least.

When you call it a discussion, please don’t turn it into an informing session. It’s like asking “Ok what do you guys want to eat today? OK we decided, Pizza Hut.”, like what the fuck? You might as well just send us all emails and we will just go your way.

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On an unrelated note:

To the sleeping members, you suck! You are nothing but a fucking parasite to leech on someone without doing anything. If you’re stupid enough to work then don’t volunteer to be in the group with the elites. Just join the rest of the idiots, because that’s where you fucking parasites belong.

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Tell me if you feel my sentiments.

You take a glance of the other machine and see if it’s out of service while you are queuing up at the functional one. Well not sure about you but at least that’s how I do it.

Then there’s this woman who walked it with some envelopes in her hand, she looked at the queue then proceeded to the other ‘abandoned’ machine. She must be thinking, “Fools,  there are 2!”

So she inserted the envelops with cheques into the machine only to realize there were 3 magic words flashing on the screen - “OUT OF SERVICE”. She got really freaked out and called the security guard. 

Security guard?! Yes, she literally called the security guard when the machine says “envelopes cannot be processed, please contact the bank.”, and the security guard also came over to have a look then decided to call for the customer service department to solve it the problem.

One word for the woman - DUMB

If only I can add the word “bitch”, it’ll be DUMBITCH

First of all, she’s lack of common sense, when the ATM doesn’t function, the guards can’t help you! Second of all, she’s blind, the “out of service” word is big enough and third of all, she’s so annoying. When the guard came to help her, all she does was to ask 361236129 times “Macam mana?” (how?)

If I’m the guard I would slam her head on the screen and said, “It’s OUT OF SERVICE, bitch! How come you couldn’t read?!”

And how come I didn’t warn her? If I did then I won’t be blogging about this. Nah actually when she came in, she was on the phone so no point interrupting right?

So a few questions popped outta my head,

• Does the blanket belong to him? Or it’s just taken from one of the packs and when his work is over he just folds it nicely and put it back and resell it and the next day he opens a new one to wrap himself?
• Did you see him dragging the floor with the blanket? So imagine the unsuspecting buyer bought it and use the blanket without using and sniff it hard, you know some people cover the blanket till his nose right? 
• Is that supposed to be a uniform for the promoters? 
• And lastly, what the fuck is he doing with that innocent looking blanket??!!!!!

I’m starting to imagine prostitutes dressing up in a chicken outfit to solicit… Hmm…

“Hi, I’m a whore”

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If you think I’m talking about you, YES indeed I am talking about you so suck it up if you hate what I’m writing because frankly speaking, what I’ll say to you shameless beings after “Who do you think you are?” is exactly what YOU will say after looking at this picture.

Yes, the word is “EEEEWWWWW!!!“

So whaddaya think? Did I hit the bullseye for saying what you have been wanting to say?

So I chose to celebrate it on the 1st day of 2009 itself, at a beach and I fucking love what I saw today because we totally made fun of the people at the beach. Since this is the first post in 2009, might as well just make y’all laugh.

When we reached, the first sight we saw was this sunbathing lady, actually it’s nothing funny with that but to get nude in Malaysia is like you shitting in the public, everyone will look at you and like “Err…”, unless she got really nice body but come on when she got up (after wearing the clothes), all we saw was two wrinkled saggy boobs… And she was our main scenery… Oh gosh!

You wanna know how she looks like when she got up? Something like Donatella Versace’s body, check this out!

That.is.smokin.hot!

Next I saw a seal soaking in the sea… I still find Donatella Versace’s body hotter than this dude’s. Check out this dude’s body, and a comparison between him and a real seal.

I think the seal is much adorable than him

And then the last best sighting was when a parachute landed in the sea! EPIC FAIL ok! My gosh!

It’s no wonder I love the beach so much, all of us can sit there and start bitching at the beach! Well, what nice way to celebrate 2009! Weehoo! We don’t even have to be stuck in the jam, don’t even have to squeeze with the fucking crowd! Just sit there, enjoy the breeze and bitches on the beach and bitching about the people is just amazing!

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Too bad my sweetest slut BFF couldn’t join us, and she’s leaving to KL tomorrow. So gonna miss you alright girl? Come back soon! Can’t wait to have you with us again you silly bitch! 

You know you hate me,

OxOx

• I wanna boost my readership to 300 unique visitors per day. No need to be exactly 300 lah, 250 also can. Because last year I wished for a 200 and I really got that! :D That means all you readers should encourage your friends to come and read some juicy shits here!
• I wanna pass my 2nd year with flying colors and move on to the final year. That means I gotta start eating the textbooks from January. (This one is a must, if I fuck this one I’m better be off dead)
• Weed out some really unecessary people and completely burn the bridge with those fuckheads so that I won’t have to be troubled each time I think about their presence. (How healthy)
• I wanna investigate and blog about really odd thingies in famous restaurants and poke fun of them so that I will feel happy for spreading the message and you will feel happy when you read it.

Ok last one, 

• I wanna visit some blackmagic master and make him torture at least 3 people I fucking hate in my life.

See all my resolutions are so healthy, what are yours? And happy New Year to all you party people! Remember, if you wanna celebrate in clubs, you’ll have to sniff smelly armpits and be soaked with other people’s sweats . If you wanna celebrate in an open field, make sure you don’t park your cars there, people will break it.

So where is the best place to celebrate? Your house. :)

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And it has nothing to do with my previous post about the stupid Filipino version of “Twilight”, this one is something y’all should take note, especially the Malaysians who always frequent OLD TOWN KOPITIAM.

Yes, another oddity from this restaurant!

So today we went to Old Town and Spam Queen’s sister ordered this ice coffee and when she finished drinking, guess what she saw on the ice cube?

What you’re about to see now is a glass with some ice cubes.

And I wonder if you spotted something on one of the ice cubes, because if you don’t, this is a closer shot.

Ok, it could be some leaf right? Nah… UPCLOSE ONE FOR YOU!

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Looks like someone is missing something… 

So what happened when we saw this? Spam Queen’s sister wanted to puke because she couldn’t believe she drank coffee with “extra” ingredient. And the manager cancelled the drink from the bill, so she didn’t have to pay for that.

And that dumb bitch manager even asked if she wants a NEW drink. Bitch, how does that gonna make any difference? Spam Queen’s sister should just puke all over causing a big scene and freak them out and we might just walk away without paying anything and compensated.

Venue? Old Town Kopitiam, New World Park, Penang.

Additional comment? EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Old Town Kopitiam, that’s the cons when you hire shitty people to work, they are rude and unhygenic. Come to think of it, we really don’t know where was the last place that the cockroach visited. You better pray nobody falls sick or else you’ll be in BIG trouble!