The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

I created 2 types of lovers, namely the Traditional Lover and the Realistic Lover, based on the examples below, which group do you fall onto? All thanks to my brain for these wacky ideas. :P

Situation 1: Two lovers are watching a very sweet love story.
Traditional Lover, “That is so sweet, I know both of us would be able to be like them.”
Realistic Lover, “Fucking boring, somebody change the show please, hello~”

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Situation 2: Girlfriend sees her friend’s boyfriend buying diamond ring for her
Traditional Lover, “…”
Realistic Lover, “LOOK! A diamond ring! I want! If you could buy me this, I’ll love you forever!”

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Situation 3: “If your mom and I fell into the river and both of us can’t swim, who would you save first?”
Traditional Lover, “I will try my best to save both, because I know who I love”
Realistic Lover, “Bitch let’s join swimming class from now on.”

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Situation 4: “I have never heard you say you love me forever.”
Traditional Lover, “I love you forever.”
Realistic Lover, “What?! Am I on the show now?”

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Situation 5: When the parents wanna see their future son/daughter in law
Traditional Lover, “I’m so excited, I will think of getting presents for mommy!”
Realistic Lover, “You better don’t smoke in my house or I’ll have your lips sewed!”

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Situation 6: When they are caught between sex or no sex.
Traditional Lover, “I’m too shy.”
Realistic Lover, “Let’s do it baby!”

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Situation 7: When the girlfriend finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her
Traditional Lover, “No no no I’m so sorry, let me explain…”
Realistic Lover, “Shut up, she’s just a random hooker.”

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Situation 8: When the boyfriend finds out that her girlfriend is cheating on him
Traditional Lover, “I can’t believe you did this to me, leave me alone for now”
Realistic Lover, “Great! From now on, you will WORK and you will pay for your car and house installment because they are under your name! Now SCRAM!”

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Situation 9: When the mother-in-law wants to move in with them
Traditional Lover, “Yey! We got even more company!”
Realistic Lover, “Tell her that our house only has ONE room and it’s so narrow!”

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Situation 10: The girlfriend/boyfriend cries when his/her partner is having a business trip to other country for a week.
Traditional Lover, “I will wait for you, right here!”
Realistic Lover, “If you ever cheat on me and that’s the end of you.” / “C’mon, I’m not leaving to hell!”

Normally, most people fall between traditional AND realistic one, and what’s the use of this post? To humor everybody! Life is cool so laugh a lot and we’ll live longer. :P

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