What I Don’t Want To See/Hear On The Beach
Ceddy on Aug 05 2008 at 11:19 am
I know Tuesday is Ms V time but she’s facing PMS right now so she’s taking a break, you can still write in to her if you have any life problems.
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4th Trip to Sunset Bistro, blogged about it but this time I won’t be blogging about how ‘fun’ it was. Because I wanna share with y’all what I don’t want to see/hear on the beach.
What I love about Sunset Bistro is that I get to lay on the chair enjoying the breeze, occasionally filled with the smell of horse’s urine because I’ve seen some horses peeing on the beach. Yes! Disgusting and stinky~ Point is, it’s really a nice nice place to relax…
The view is beautiful! We get to see sunset, people swimming, fat people wearing bikinis and just when I wanna have a lil rest. Those bitches sitting not far away from my table are making so much noise!
I understand the joy of bitching with a group of friends but try not to laugh like horses can ah? Everytime they open their mouth and laugh I thought some horses passing by! Shut up lah! The whole beach can hear your voices already lar, bitches.Typical 16/17 year-old bitches trynna imitate them whores from The Hills, speak English also kanasai like that. Puik!
The sand was soft and it’s really nice to play with the sand so we decided to take off the sandals and soak our feet in it.
Suddenly, a pussy seemed to be digging treasures on the sand, it kept digging and digging and when it dug a hole… This pussy dropped some poops in it! That was a OMGWTF moment for us!
The joy of pooping
Then pussy covered its poops with the sand again, no wait, it sniffs the poops first before burying them with sand
Immediately we looked down and quickly wore the sandals and won’t think of taking it off anymore because imagine when you keep playing with the sand and suddenly your feet touch something sticky… Baby it’s not funny ok? But thanks to the pooping pussy, I got something to blog about. LOL
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Well of course the nice thing about the place is that you get to eat really delicious food too. Imagine your life on the beach without cat pooping, horse urinating and bitches laughing like horses and you are served with good food… One word: Heaven!
Small size pizza tastes so good but unfortunately it’s not filling at all
So what you gonna do when you still feel hungry? Try the banana frizzies with honey (Loosely translated as pisang goreng dengan madu) because they are simply… Oooh lala! Oh don’t you dare to say they look like golden fried shits! I’ll feed you with the cat poops!
To all your horny dudes, you also get to see Miss BB*, Miss BB is a very nice waitress. What is Miss BB? Will be explained down there.
Miss BB = Miss BIGGIE BOOBIES
Have fun everybody! Remember to stay tuned for the new video! 
Wahhh~~!!!.
Long time never be the 1st to comment liao.
LOL.
Later you soak into shit and not sand baru tau.
korek korek tiba ada emas pulak.
LOL!
JJ just blogged about Call Me Nehggah J
You look good in the picture of you holding the pizza. The food also looks yummy , but with the horse urine and cat poop around.. no appetite jor.. haha!
Jew: Hahaha I almost lost my appetite but that pussy was clever to bury its shit.
JJ: That’s why we cepat cepat pakai kasut. Takut. XD
eh chap kor u got hair extension is it?!
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Sherying: CHAP KOR… Limpeh boh Hair extension lah. It’s called straightening!
I wanna the ‘on the phone with mandy’ video!!!
LOL! Can’t wait to see!
LOL nice one ceddy! ur ‘laughing like horse’ really made my day xD
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Horse poop and pee sounds more dangerous along the coast =X
PS: Paiseh abt my prev comment, I think it annoyed you? *sweat*
Nikkiko just blogged about Now is the Time…
Nikkiko: No no I’m not mad, come on if I were to be mad I would have written some bad remarks. Nah that is a teeeny weeeny joke, I don’t take it to heart, NO WORRIES SISTER!
Steven: Yeah try being there and see if you will still be amused or not! :P
jx: Be patient…
Throw the girls some poops :B hehehehe.
Never I see cat at the beach O_o. Cat goes to beach. Wahwah.
And don’t worry the fried bananas look good :9 yumyum.
eh the cat poops adi… u bring to the kitchen to fry them is it.
looks damn golden and yummeh!
aL just blogged about Random Quote #1
Mermaid: Now like that lah, say I eat shit lah now… Oh…. Ok… Cut ties!
Kilmy: Yeah I wanna feed that poops in their mouths. Horse faced bitches… -_-”
poops poops.. it’s everywhere.. playing sands nearer to the water is better.. lolz.. lesser poops..
and pizza.. yummeh!!
Krawx just blogged about Coffee Terrace @ Genting Highlands
Krawx: Near the water? Watery poops! LOL Yeah Pizza was yummeh…
on second thought..the poop look like the banana fries!
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so, why didnt you put the cat’s poop into their mouths?
eh mai di di tempt lar.. hahaha.. quick show us the video! :P
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Serene: Patience is virtue my friend. LOL
Jenae: Because in reality it is impossible. -_-”
Pippo: si chap kor!
interesting..
hello gaylover! tersyiok dreadlocks ah?
Jenae: LOL I don’t know about him, hahah I’m sure he had his fun. XD Cuz he’s gonna fly into the spam box. XD
And to Gaylover, I don’t know what’s your intention here. I gave you chance to be nice but you blew it. LOL So you’re in my junk box! Use the “contact me” link above if you wanna talk to me.
are you scared of me? =(
ur so mean…
eh…the cat just totally spoilt the entire beach scene :P
kellster just blogged about Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Kellster: And those horses too. LOL
Gaylover: You asked for it.
like you are humane enough to take photos of cat shit
Gaylover2 a.k.a Jenae: If you wanna spam, make sure I can’t trace who you are. You are same as that Gaylover, piece of fucking shit. What does taking pictures of catshit got to do with me being humane or not? And how humane are you to comment as an anonymous and attack me? Idiot!
eh sista! more cat poop pics pls! how come cat poops can attract weirdos to comment wan ahh.. or maybe its the poop itself that is commenting,cos u know la.. u say till the sai so bad.. terasa la that piece of shit…
when im back,we sunset together and see if got other types of sai to take pics or not ok!!
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