What I Hate About Friendster Users

New definition of Friendster - You upload your photoshopped pictures, do some cheeky pose, attract everyone to add you up, and you don’t bother to even get to know them.

Since Friendster is so perfect, of course there are some users who makes me feel like puking on their face.

The “FULL” bitches

This type of users are relatively attention whores, they will go around adding people and let people know that they are making international business, so you won’t be surprised to see people from America, India, Hong Kong, Hell… And once their profile has a “FULL” word, that’s when they reach orgasm and the next thing they do is to ask you to add their new profile - SICK!

Full bitches

The “I-believe-in-Forwarded-mails” bitches

This type of users actually work in Friendster’s office and they can get the first hand news on when is Friendster closing down. Don’t get what I mean? Now check your Friendster and see if you receive any forwarded messages telling you that Friendster is closing down? Point is, simply forwarding shits are so uncool, you are taking away my message space so get lost! And yes I am too cruel not to give a fuck about anyone who’s so ill like how it’s described in your forwarded messages, because those are fake shits.

Forwarded mails

The I-like-to-create-my-own-language bitches

So you expect people to come and get to know you by describing yourselves in your “About-Me” section like this?

“H3ll0 3v3ry1, I m a Fw3ndly Gal n’ I lik3 2 kno3 m0r3 fw3nds!!! S0 if U wan 2 aDD mi, cum 2 my profil3 n cl1ck d aDD, 0h y3s! I haF mSn 2!!! “

Okay now Fw3ndly Gal, I f1nd 1t HaRd 2 unD3rstanD uR laNguaG3!

The Testimonials/Comments Desperados

I know you want people to see nice comments in your Friendster account but you need to be patient okay? How can you shoot me for not sending you any comments when all you did was to copy and paste some glittering pictures from a website and take it as the world-class comment? You want my comment, you have to wait, usually I prefer typing with my thoughts to prove my sincerity, oh so each time you see me in msn and you greet me with, “HOI! I sent you comments why you never gimme back?!”
I will send you this!

My Testimonial

The Look-says-it-all fuckers

This type of users will only ask to be your friends ONLY if you have the look, so if you’re born with your nose bigger than the mango or your lips are twisted, they won’t give you a fuck! I’m saying this because it happens! So they will add you up when they think you’re hot. And truth is, those people are the real FUGLY morons. What’s the point of having good looks but the heart is as stink as the shits I excreted early in the morning?

The faceless freaks

So you actually look like the anime characters eh? To tell y’all the truth, I hate adding people without pictures, because you don’t know if that’s a person or a ghost! Hey internet crimes are rising okay? Don’t tell me that you trust everyone who appears to be anonymous or using celebrity pictures to add you up in Friendster.

Now I wanna hear from you, what type of Friendster users disgust you a lot?

37 Responses to “What I Hate About Friendster Users”

  1. on 27 Jul 2007 at 6:11 pm Jason

    And that’s why I deleted my Friendster account for good.

  2. on 27 Jul 2007 at 6:50 pm Josette

    If Friendster bothers you so much, then don’t use it! Easy! Use another kind of online community, there are so many new ones popping up every minute. Haha!

  3. on 27 Jul 2007 at 6:52 pm Chee Hsien

    yay! i still wonder why still got so many people so into it.

    I still have an account there, but I dump it few months ago, recently those shouters get back to friendster

    About those mail that said friendster closing down soon, i’ve search through the friendster helpdesk or something like that, they said the name, Mr. Alan Smith, is not the manager of friendster. They don’t even have an employees name that too. I wonder why got people so free to create this thing? and whats the point? Will he/she get anything?

    There was once posted a bulletin said you can see who viewed your profile the most, this is so sick!

    One thing, when their profile is full, what do they get? There are 1000 of friends, bloody hell, do you really an remember 500 friends? You cant even know that you have 500 friends! Nobody in this world had so many friends in real life okey? Why can’t they realise that they are doing something quite stupid?

    Okey, sh*t, i wrote too long

  4. on 27 Jul 2007 at 7:05 pm Cedric

    CH: Oh my! Longest comment from you ever!!!! Yeah lah, so many dumb asses in the world. Duh, beh tahan only.

    Josette: Wah…. don’t shoot me like that lar… LOL Well I’m just finding it adorable to rant about something. ;P

    Jason: Sooner or later I’m going to shut my account too. Too sick of some people

  5. on 27 Jul 2007 at 7:27 pm Yatz

    yea..totally agree..that’s why i dun accept strangers invites or give out testimonials just bcoz some1 had written 1 for me..if i wanna give, i’ll give..

    but to Chee Hsien..i have roughly 300 people in my list and i do know every1 of them..and ofcoz, the list is still going on..

  6. on 27 Jul 2007 at 9:10 pm Cedric

    Yatz, gimme a high 5! Yey~ And as for Chee Hsien’s comment, I think he’s saying that MOST of the Friendster users, so don’t take offense ya. Cheers

  7. on 27 Jul 2007 at 10:07 pm Max

    Friendster is a ‘place’ for some people to do what they are not able to do in their real life e.g. adding 1000 friends. So, forgive them if they’re acting all ‘bizarre’

    Haha

  8. on 27 Jul 2007 at 10:09 pm Ping Ping

    Oops, I have about 800++ people in there.. Some I know them but not really well. Usually are those from the fan club I joined. Some are from my school-my seniors, juniors. Some are from my tuitions. Some are well, I don’t know who are they!!! They just add me and I used to approve everyone lar. I used to add a lot of people because I want to see their pictures too. But recently, I have been er, spring cleaning my friendster list. Been deleting a lot of people off but the list keeps coming back. Don’t bother to delete it anymore. Just keep myself updated with my friends that I really know only. While the rest, I ignore lar.

    I hate it when they send lame chain letters. I like to read the bulletins but the surveys and the chain letters are flooding the bulletins. Usually I will post some jokes but I rarely read it now. Waste of time. Many of my friends doing the survey and forwarding the chain letter also. Pening lar.

  9. on 27 Jul 2007 at 11:15 pm Cedric

    Ping Ping, haha that’s the way of you handling Friendster eh? Well as for the chain letter part, ooooh I gotta agree with you! Those are extremely annoying lar. When I see chain letters sending over, I’m gonna faint! Cause they need me to take the trouble to delete each and everyone!

    Max, well forgive them eh? Actually I don’t have grudges against these people, I just feel that it’s not necessary to gimme trouble by practicing such “bizarre” habit to me. LOL

  10. on 28 Jul 2007 at 12:13 am Chee Hsien

    yatz, well, i mean most of the user la, sorry and don’t take it offense.

    and one more, why some har, their account full d, then why ask their friends to add the 2nd account? Then no matter how many account they have, the friends still the same… hahahahahah… funny lar this wan… hahahaaha…

  11. on 28 Jul 2007 at 12:23 am raychin

    cedric, you got a tag from me.
    http://raychin.blogspot.com/

    anyway.. gt any idea who to bash those idiots on friendster?

  12. on 28 Jul 2007 at 1:06 am Cedric

    Raychin: Aiyohhhhhhhh kena tagged wor…… LOL Well how to bash them, they can turn around and tell me, “yo son, that is MY friendster, why you’d care?”. Well I’ll do your tag and guess I gotta say… thanks for tagging? Haha

    Chee Hsien: I’m sure he knows you’re not a meanie, don’t worry bout that!

  13. on 28 Jul 2007 at 3:57 am lynzrihye

    i don’t get the point of having like Amanda1 [just an example] Amanda2 & Amanda3 which the 3 Amanda(s) are the same person …..

    what disgust me most is sTiCky tYpiNG thingy ….. GAWD!!! MY EYES MY BRAIN CELLS ……

    and i hate the fact that friendster has become some spying ground or wadeva for this friend of your with new boyfriend that dude overthere with new girl etc …… well i never do that tough as i only log on to my friendster account once in bajillion years

    I like the way you describe the annoying user in this entry haha~

    ps: was a silent reader ….. but like it much COOL STUFF!!

  14. on 28 Jul 2007 at 4:02 am Cedric

    Ooh can’t believe I’m voicing out for so many people! U WERE my silent reader because I’ve already caught ya! Anyway! Thanks a lot for showing your precious support! By the way what’s up with your site? Cuz when I clicked on the image it actually links me to a Korean site! @_@ Are you a Korean?

  15. on 28 Jul 2007 at 11:25 am lynzrihye

    nope ……… just an avid fan of Korean culture

    once upon a time …… those were the days that i blog freely LOL then oneday ……..some meanie just hacked and VOILA database ALL GONE!!

    summore kana harassed by some nonsense idiot till mum told me to chill and stop for a while ……. not famous blogger oso kana

    so while i continue blogging (not really writing much) uses that place call cyworld to somehow shoo away unwanted reader as that site is all korean and hidden post and stuff

    can’t wait for a comeback in blogsphere …. soon ….. been MIA-ing too long

  16. on 28 Jul 2007 at 12:53 pm pinksterz

    i hate those attention seeking human who loves adding me although i don’t know them at all. i did blog on this when i first started on blogspot.

    and those who keep sending me html testimonials. i mean it’s stupid you know. sending those glittery stuff saying ‘hi, have a nice day’. don’t they realise the html thing is actually very very ugly?

    and those who keep forwarding msgs. everyone of it sais things like ‘if you dont forward these, then you won’t live long’ or something like that la.

    i am still living healthily today, with lotsa lucks, and love around.

    conclusion: i am a medical miracle. or maybe i am immortal. lol.

    ps: i don’t put my pic in fs wor! means you hate me too! T_T

  17. on 28 Jul 2007 at 12:59 pm SaeWei

    Memang dumbass especially those who forward those dumb mail… endless dumbass in this world… HAHAHAA.. Those in friendsters are fighting to get 999 friends only.. i doubt they know all the ppls in their 999 friends..

    Btw, I just realised that the New Community thumbnail in your bloggie is the old one. Can you please change it to our new thumbnail? Thanks…

    *New html code can be found in our main page. ;)

  18. on 28 Jul 2007 at 1:06 pm Yatz

    Chee Hsien >> well, hahaha..not that i got offended..but ok..i’m open to comments :P

    and umm..i got too many things to comment..nice entry..i might wanna blog 1 in my blog to add-on what i felt missing and some feedbacks to ur post..hahahacheers..

  19. on 28 Jul 2007 at 3:33 pm erlynda

    chi kek. i also detest those friendster users like you mentioned above. i mean, yeah yeah… we all know friendster is a global community website.. but… adding people with no intention to know them JUST BECAUSE you want your buddy list to increase? I’d say get a life.

  20. on 28 Jul 2007 at 6:34 pm Ping Ping

    eh…true lor..some hor, got 10 accounts and they keep posting in the bulletin to ask people to add their new account. Isn’t that like the same? I mean only the people in your list can read ur bulletin right?? Then why asking people who have added you to add you again?? Some have 13 accounts and still having more okay??Wah, like that only check friendster also no time to do other things liau. My cousin also got like 4 accounts and in the end, she had to make one for VIPs only meaning for the people she truly knows only. -.-

    hehe..I also use it to see who is with who now. Haha. to keep myself updated with my friend’s life. I don’t wanna go out one day, seeing them with another boyfriend and ask them where’s their boyfriend(the old one). =P ok,ok. can shoot me. KPC nia..hehehehehe…

    been deleting again but boh pian lar. I know these people. =)

  21. on 28 Jul 2007 at 7:38 pm mushroom

    THATs so fucking true cedric!!! i love ur post..i don understand those ppl…really..
    i have an account too and i fully activated to it..BUT the reason is to get in touch with my old frens and all….if not i really don give a damn…

    i hate the people who asking ppl to add their stupid second account!! so lame!!!!

    wah lau….this post ROX ok….

    =)
    mushroom

  22. on 28 Jul 2007 at 10:19 pm Cedric

    I’m gonna take a deep breath and reply your comments, my gosh people, you guys are extuhreemly awesome!!! Didn’t know this post can attract so many of you!

    Mushroom: Rox ka? Did it make you wanna get up and dance? LOL Well I guess I gotta say “Great minds think alike”. Stupid FULL bitches really get into our nerves eh? LOL

    Ping Ping: WAH SAI!!! Got or not? 13 accounts and more, this one make what business? Heong than making GLOBAL business okay? Wah… 13 accounts… tzk tzk tzk, GENG! But im not impressed because bitches are bitches.

    Erlynda: Some hor, will go to the school and start showing off their numbers of so called “friends” whom they don’t even know and then expect everyone to say “WAH!!! You’re so geng!!!” Geng lan lar geng. LOL

    Yatz: Feel free to do so! I wanna see what I missed out and how they piss you off too! Haha

    Saewei: Roger gal! Will change it and thanks for commenting. Teehee~

    Pinksterz: Aku know you personally and I know how you look like okay?! Adui don’t say until I’m so mean larrr… I mean also not to that extent and go hate my beloved Pink monster right. LOL

    lynzrihye: Speaking of getting hacked, I kena too! Come gimme a big high 5 and I experienced the same thing till I decided to take a break too! So yeah, come back soon and I’ll start hiding in your blog, muahahahaha.

  23. on 29 Jul 2007 at 12:58 am lynzrihye

    hahaa OH YA realized something more i find it annoying how this friendster keep updating wadeva the system thingy that let u know ever single damn thing the friends on your list is doing …… log in how many mins ago … added how many friends …. did something with profile …….

    haha ced ….. *high five* and i’m budak penang oso will be back soon on blogsphere …. now coding and designing the site NICELY .. lol

    I’m Lyndy btw ^^ *cheers*

  24. on 29 Jul 2007 at 1:02 am Cedric

    Lyndy, BUDAK PENANG too? Whoa whoa, come arrange a tea session so that we can exchange knowledge! Haha, well I’m anticipating for another interesting blog from you! So keep up your hard work ya! I’m always be on the look out ;)

  25. on 29 Jul 2007 at 11:55 pm lynzrihye

    ^ hahaha based in PJ now ler~
    ok semester break den we arrange a tea session

  26. on 30 Jul 2007 at 12:05 am Benghan

    I super agree on what you’ve posted! They are really seriously nothing better to do on syoking sendiri.

  27. on 30 Jul 2007 at 12:45 am conancat

    that’s the darn reason why i never managed my friendster account for the past 2 years already… just go in to add frenz request and testimonials and thats it. a friendship network website gone bad and dirty.

    hate it.

  28. on 30 Jul 2007 at 12:51 am Cedric

    Conan: LOL I will say, “delete it” lor. Simple and suak suak ki. Haha.

    Benghan: Some only, especially those FULL bitches, wahsai behdong nia. Think got so many friends very dai sai nia~

    Lyndy: Okay okay, if you wanna come to Penang, don’t mind dropping me an email at the “contact me” section ya!

  29. on 31 Jul 2007 at 12:43 am Alvin

    Hi Cedric, remember me? LOL.

    Anyway, interesting way of putting it. I have my own version of this as well. Unfortunately for me, some people agreed with what I have said while quite a few don’t quite agree with it and gave me a piece of their thought. Feel free to browse through to 10 Things I Hate About Friendster

    For more comments click here

    Cheers buddy.

  30. on 01 Aug 2007 at 3:36 pm Hobart Lim Zi Ying

    Agree
    Seriously, i’ve not much bothered with my friendster account over the past few months
    It’s only because most of my friends still use it that i still use it

  31. on 01 Aug 2007 at 9:23 pm Cedric

    Yeah, that’s what a lot of people are facing, we don’t like this to happen but yet some people find it cool! Duh!

  32. on 14 Aug 2007 at 11:35 pm goatdude

    welcome to the real world cedric! Actually, I don’t care much about the annoying things in friendsters. If they are happy with what they are doing then let them be happy. Annoying of course but that’s what they want. And im sure the people behind friendster is racking up a lot of $$$ so they don’t care much too what the members want to do.

  33. on 15 Aug 2007 at 12:06 am goatdude

    oh and i forgot to mention la bad boy! I like laa your blog. hahaha.. a bad boy indeed.. just kidding la. neways, hmm, i don’t have friendster, probably would like to sign up and see what the *toooooooot* is happening there. and i know you’re wondering who the *toooot* *tooot* *toooooooot* is goatdude huh. Later la. i’m just another silent reader of yours. ^__^_v

  34. on 15 Aug 2007 at 12:10 am Cedric

    Oh Goatdude, yes I am wondering who are you, but not who the *tooooot* *tooot* *toooooooo* is goatdude. Silent reader eh? Hmmm…. well try to reveal yourself soon k? Cuz I’m curious. DEAD curious!

  35. on 29 Aug 2007 at 12:38 am zewt

    hahahaha… too damn funny! particularly the i-like-to-create-my-own-language type.

  36. on 29 Aug 2007 at 12:43 am Cedric

    Hehehe, those are fucked up people lar, hate it man, think what, i am that-kind-of-language-mia-interpreter ka? Ish!

  37. on 20 Dec 2007 at 6:17 pm brhonest

    hey! its damn stupid lah,how ppl live for friendster. everything also ‘omg i so have to post this pic on friendster’. ‘omg i so have to check my testis!’
    like omg,get a life.
    =)

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