What The Fuck Is Your New Year’s Resolution(s)?

I know some suckers probably don’t plan for their lives. I was a sucker before but now I decided to have 5 New Year’s Resolutions so that I don’t feel sorry for myself in future. 2007 has been a motherfucking bitch to me so I wanna get rid of this bitch as soon as possible! So check out my New Year’s Resolutions.

  • I’ve got to study hard to get through my first year in law degree. Hell if I fucking failed in my exams, that’s THE END for me, know what I’m saying? It’s not cheap to feed those UK hungry people to buy the exam papers ok? So I MUST PASS to proceed!
  • I’ve got to look fit and hot! Since I’ve enrolled in a gym, it’s my goal to have a fit body so that I don’t have to look like a hobbit whenever I go out and have people looking as if I’m some kind of weird dwarfs from Snow Black.
  • I’ve got to pump in more posts and have at least 250 readers per day, because now on average I have like 120 unique visitors per day but I want more! I’m a greedy motherfucker yes but I don’t give a fuck!!! I want 250!!!
  • I’ll be serious in handling my video blog because unlike some old hag who thinks I’m a loser, I’m gonna breakthrough! And I hope this serves as a lesson to every young bloggers, be ambitious and determined to do whatever you feel like doing and prove those idiots who look down on you WRONG!
  • I’m also gonna be able to cope with all kinds of freaks in my life, ie: NERDS! Attention seekers, whores, old hags… blah blah blah

Initially I have 6 New Year’s Resolutions, and the 6th one was to CUT DOWN THE USAGE OF MY FOUL WORDS! I revoked this because I know I couldn’t do it and I don’t wanna cut down because I just love using bad words, what are you now? Some kind of fucking preachers? If you can’t stand it then fucking go away! This is GOOD BOY GONE BAD y’all! Ain’t Bad boy gone good so NO!

Not gonna cut down the usage of foul languages.

Happy New Year to all my readers! Hope you’ve already planned something for 2008! Are you ready to embrace it and face the new adventure? Say HELL YEAH!!!

15 Responses to “What The Fuck Is Your New Year’s Resolution(s)?”

  1. on 30 Dec 2007 at 11:00 pm cHrIstInA_YY

    Hey cedric! Happy New Year to u!
    May all your dreams come true oo(n.n)oo
    Gambateh!!!~

  2. on 30 Dec 2007 at 11:12 pm angeline

    good ya in sticking to ya resolutions! GAMBATE KAY!
    neway, HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!

  3. on 31 Dec 2007 at 2:49 am lovelix

    i just need more friends n more money. see i aint greedy!!! oni 2!!!!!!!!!!

  4. on 31 Dec 2007 at 4:53 am Jane

    hey Ceddy Didi!!! Cool that you have your resolution listed out already.

    They are all achievable!! So, wish you all the best!! You can do them.

    Happy New Year 2008.

    Later tonight, New Year eve, it’s my turn to list out mine. You have resolution list, I should have one too. :p

  5. on 31 Dec 2007 at 1:42 pm SaeWei

    Yup gotta look fit and hot alright. then we can go to the beach more often!!! Hahahahhaa

    HAPPY NEW YEAR my fren!!!!!!!!!!!!! May this new year bring you more laughters, happiness and muscles! ;)

  6. on 31 Dec 2007 at 7:42 pm SilverIsle

    I’m gonna help you in achieving one of your resolutions by paying your blog a frequent visit. LOLz.

    Happy New Year!

  7. on 01 Jan 2008 at 12:18 am Lalala~

    Happy new year Cedric!Keep rocking and yummy-ing your blog!I LOVE your blog!I’m like a regular here!Gosh,it’s more addictive than caffeine!!=D *Thumbs up*

  8. on 01 Jan 2008 at 1:05 am deVince

    Happy New Year Cedric!

  9. on 01 Jan 2008 at 1:22 am Nicholas

    HAHAHA. resolution. can la you.

    btw, happy new year !

  10. on 01 Jan 2008 at 2:35 am Cedric

    Thanks to all who wished me!!! Happy New Year to all of you!!! With loads of love by me!

    And special message to Lalala~ Thanks for ya sweet compliment and may your 2008 turns out to be the hottest one! And also, don’t forget to check out my blog regularly too!

  11. on 01 Jan 2008 at 3:25 am aL

    elooooo!!!

    happy new year!!!

    i love you… lol.

  12. on 01 Jan 2008 at 1:17 pm pippo

    lol wei happy new year!!!

    i need my resolution too!!!!!!

    all the best goodboygonebad.com !~

  13. on 01 Jan 2008 at 1:23 pm Anston

    Hey dude, Happy new year to ya!

    Wish u more more luck coming this year 2008! muahaha…

  14. on 01 Jan 2008 at 4:03 pm Lalala~

    I will..Like,everyday!I’ll check out your blog for the new juicy stuffs~!=D

  15. on 02 Jan 2008 at 3:53 pm TZ

    hey dude, for your 2nd resolution on the gym thingy… i have a statement that i got motivated to stay on with the gym,

    Motivation is what gets you started, Habit is what keeps you going ”

    So, make it a habit … and you will not missed the gym then!

    Happy New Year! May all your wishes and plans come true eh!

    P/s: which

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