When Is Britney Going To Die?

What a pity, for those of you who dreamed to be famous. You gotta know there’s a price to pay, people wanna know whatever that’s going on in your life, people wanna know what the fuck happened to you and people also wanna predict when are you gonna die!

No kidding y’all! There’s a site that lets the people to predict the date and time of death of our beloved trainwreck - Our legendary Miss Britney Spears:

WhenIsBritneyGoingToDie.com

visit http://www.whenisbritneygoingtodie.com/ to predict her death and stand a chance to win a PS3!

Well this is my entry:

My entry

… I still feel sorry for her.

But strange though, Britney’s transformation is way too drastic, from a teen icon to a crack whore. So when you have kids next time, warn them about how bad it is to take drugs and how important it is to choose good friends. Don’t be like Britney “Trainwreck” Spears!

Before she dies, please remember 3 super notable actions of hers.

Baldney

Becoming Baldney

No Panties

Being Pantiesless

Gimme More Pig

Dancing Like A Pig

Everyone tries to save her but if she can’t save herself, she might better off DEAD. The world is always that cruel, it’s either you face it or you just end it. Say… Do you think Britney will succumb to suicide?

This is an exclusive note to Britney’s fans: It was all meant to be a joke so if you’re fucking offended, go fuck yourselves.

10 Responses to “When Is Britney Going To Die?”

  1. on 08 Jan 2008 at 2:45 pm Vingie

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!

    BWHAHahahahahahahahahahaha….

    Bitchney Spears.Shitney Spears.Unfitney. LOL

  2. on 08 Jan 2008 at 4:15 pm lovelix

    as far as i loooove seeing celebs becoming trainwreck.. brit is such a waste!!! she was the pop princess of the world!!!! i want britney back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. on 09 Jan 2008 at 10:31 am JJ

    Haiyor!!!!!
    dissapointed lar!!!!!!
    stupid britney!
    why must she spoil her own image har?
    many people dissapointed also lar.
    now i am going to join that site also.
    Lol

  4. on 09 Jan 2008 at 2:26 pm Nastasshea@Nesh

    Hey how are you!!! Hmm.. I think Britney is desperately seeking for attention from everyone… DESPERATELY!

  5. on 10 Jan 2008 at 2:36 am angeline

    sad to see her turning into this. Sighhh…

  6. on 10 Jan 2008 at 4:40 pm SaeWei

    I want the “Hit Me baby One More Time” britney back!!!! Yeah.. I agreed with Angeline, it’s really sad see-ing her doing this to herself. Aiyor….

    Her fengshui not good I guess.. :/

  7. on 11 Jan 2008 at 11:16 pm Sabrina

    HAHA, gee that was funny. It etched a smile on my face.
    Nice one, Ced ;)

  8. on 12 Jan 2008 at 1:11 am Jane

    That’s what she chose for her life.

  9. on 12 Jan 2008 at 1:49 am Cedric

    Jane: Sigh… If only she chooses to help herself!

    Sabrina: Hahaha yeah especially that baldney!

    SaeWei: Aiyah… kena KONG TAO kut?

    Angeline: Sad? Oh please that bitch could have done better if she wants to!

    Nesh: I’m still hot and sexy!!! Missed you much!

    JJ: Hanoh… Sia sui me nia… “TOXIC” leh…

    Lovelix: She should learn from Xtina!!! Christina is now a real role model ok? A good mom, a good model bla bla bla

    Vingie: That crying baby can suck my dick.

  10. on 31 Jan 2008 at 11:56 pm Michelle

    I can’t believe the people.

    It cou;d have been any one of you that’s life got as outa hand as Britney’s did. She’s a normal human being but NO just because she’s a celebrity she’s gotta be the worst thing that ever happend to mankind.

    In my personal opinion I think that she won’t die any time soon but will revive her ols self as we all know and love her.

    I have my hopes.

    God doesn’t give anyone of us the permision to say when someone else is going to die. It’s he’s decision and his alone!!!!

    We’ll see how everyone is going to cry when she actually does die….

    Shame on anyone who has already and is thinking about predicting her death!

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