The Controversial Good Boy Gone Bad

A few incidents really got me into foul mood today. So I’m gonna rant them out like a flushing my shits away and that’ll make me feel so much better. *Warning*: Loads of profanities ahead!

Wonderful incident 1

Dad let me use his credit card in case I wanna pay bills or anything and I don’t have enough cash, normally I’ll go to the Maxis center to pay my bills with his credit card and the employees wouldn’t give a shit if that card belongs to me. But today, this bitch told me that she’s not gonna allow me to use it because it’s not my card. Fucking bitch! I know legally I can’t use someone else’s card but usually your colleagues won’t give a shit and here you are trying to act like some priestess? And can anyone tell me why are the workers in Auto City are bunch of fucktards? I’ve met one in Sushi King and now this bitch has to make me drive all the way to Sunway to settle my bill… Crappy whore! Look, just because she’s pregnant, otherwise my curse will go worse. Still, fuck you bitch! The next time I go back, it’s gonna be MY own credit card and I’mma swap it right on your cleavage, oh shoot, you have flat chests… Damn!!!

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Wonderful incident 2

Why must Streamyx torture me? I’m being disconnected for like 87684846987 times and it’s still going on… Even if I’m connected, it feels as though the speed is only 1kbps… Why why why? Suddenly I hate the word “unforeseen circumstances” so much, those are excuses man, and y’all know something? Each time you have connection problem, the service center will not be available for you, possible reason? They know someone’s gonna fuck them up or someone is already fucking them up.

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Wonderful incident 3

Is Old Town Cafe a blood sucker? Now I have to say YES! I saw this delicious and BIG looking thing called “Golden Pratha” on the new leaflet - 4 pieces which cost RM2.80. First impression? “WHOA!!! So big but cheap!!! I want I want I want!”

This is picture of the 4 shits

So when it’s served? All of us were like… “OMFG WTH is these things SO SMALL!!!” and this is how the title of this entry came about, picture tells a thousand lies ok? They made this piece of shit so big but they’re actually so tiny! I could have gone to the Mamak stall and order 4 big pieces of Roti Canai and it’s just gonna be RM2.40, cheaper than these pieces of shits. Damn it! And I actually ate those shits because I had no choice! And it doesn’t taste so good too.

Look at the REAL size of the shits, don’t be fooled fellas!!!

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REALLY Wonderful Incident

Ok… Enough of ranting already since I’m feeling ok now, let’s talk about something that pleases me… Yes! We’re back to Lunas again to hunt for the duck rice… Me, Sam, Minny and Imin decided to devour ONE WHOLE ROASTED DUCK! What to do? It tastes so good!

Does this duck look scary to you? Of course not! It’s DEAD!

But it’s ok, the sisters were so confident that they will swallow this stupid duck.

End results? We DID it! We swallowed this stupid dead roasted duck!!! How proud!

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