You Are Not Allowed To Take Pictures Here

Ok and that’s gonna be my entry title for my KL Trip instead of entitling it like, “My happy KL Trip”, “My family vacation” bla bla bla.

Read carefully and you’ll find out why I chose this kind of weird ass title.

I reached Kuala Lumpur (This is exclusively for my foreign readers, Kuala Lumpur is the capital of Malaysia) on Sunday night because we (My parents and I, so yeah this is a family trip) departed at 5 something in the afternoon.

Ipoh

Well of course, the journey is not just to KL only, we did stop by in IPOH for “ngar choi kai”, also known as the bean sprout chicken which looks like this.

Ngar Choi Kai

What am I gonna say about this? SUPER DUPER YUMMY!

One World Hotel

Finally we reached KL. We stayed at One World Hotel which is joined to 1Utama (A mega shopping complex) and check the hotel out! Dad got his privilege to stay at the Junior Suite for a week and it costs about RM600+ per night, dig that! RM600+ WHOA! If it’s not because I have to attend classes, I would have stayed for the entire week.

One World Hotel

Living Room

One World Hotel Cafeteria and A Fucked Up Chef

Every morning we are entitled to have free breakfast and just like every other hotels, you get to pick ya favorite food. And as usual for me, I love taking pictures, I was holding my Sony Ericsson K850i and started snapping around because I thought the design was fantastic. No one stopped me until this fucked up chef made noise about it. He approached me and told me this,
No pictures no pictures, we hotel no no allowed.”
And he thought I’m deaf so he repeated TWICE.

I was looking at him, and yeah, this is a hotel so I won’t act like some garbage to yell at him or anything, I just merely told him this,
I’ll stop if your manager says so.

I asked the people with higher authority than the miserable fugly looking chef about taking pictures in the hotel and the cafeteria and guess what I’m informed? EVERY CUSTOMER/TOURIST ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF EVERY CORNER OF THE HOTEL!
Dig that, motherfucking chef. I shouldn’t feel so mad anyway, he’s just a CHEF acting bossy, oh yeah, so maybe he fears that I might be stealing his recipe to prepare the noodle soup? Listen, THE NOODLE SOUP IS AWFULLY DISGUSTING!

Anyway, like I give a fuck, here are the pictures anyway.

Pavilion

I’ve been dying to stop by at Pavilion, a new shopping complex opened not long ago in KL and I was there! Whoa whoa! But let me tell you what, I’m not a rich brat so basically all I did in Pavilion was to WINDOW SHOP and TAKE PICTURES.

I saw this J.Co’s Donuts Shop and just when I was about to take pictures of that shop, I was stopped by this whore again, saying that I’m not ALLOWED to take pictures of the shop because it is a company’s policy. BITCH! I intended to buy 2 dozens back and it’s my policy to change my mind once I’m being stopped from doing what I want! Ok, so no pictures of that fucking shop, but I have these!

Pavilion has many super famous shops, Calvin Klein, Marc by Marc Jacobs bla bla bla and I’m not fucking rich ok? So I brought home nothing from Pavilion but some pictures. LOL

StarHill

Starhill Galery is just opposite Pavilion and there is a Louis Vuitton shop which I dare not approach or step in, why? Because I know I can’t possibly afford what is in there.

I love Starhill’s interior design a lot! Check out the toilet y’all! I would say the toilet is the most interesting part ever! You need to pull the stick in order for the water to flow.

Cool toilet

CLASSIC!!!

And yes! Another hooker approached me and told me to stop taking pictures because it’s not allowed. This time it really gets me, I’m like WHAT THE FUCK?! Why is it prohibited for me to take pictures? Huh? It’s not like I’m going to steal your concepts or whatsoever, I just wanna put in my blog and show off!

But whatever it is, I still took pictures anyway. FUCK the bitches, hookers, fuckers… Oh whatever, whoever and don’t matter!

Midvalley (The Garden) and 1Utama

Basically I don’t have to take pictures of these 2 shopping complexes because they have been there for quite a long time and there’s nothing special about it. I met up with some friends and at least my trip wasn’t that boring anyway. Oh I almost forgot, I went to The Garden and took this picture. :P

Leaving To Penang

Woke up at 4am, ok yes! It’s so early because we need to get ready to hit the airport and reach by 5.45am.

Ask me if I miss KL a lot? NO! Because I still can go there when I want to! :P And because of my early flight, I wasn’t able to bring back the donuts to my Shouters, I’M SO SORRY!!! I don’t wanna pay for 2dozens of donuts and only to find out they start to stink ok?! Well there’s always NEXT TIME!!!

Oh yes oh yes, I wanna take this opportunity to say “FUCK YOU FOR STOPPING ME TO TAKE PICTURES! GO SCREW YOURSELF LITTLE BITCHES!

To Dolce’s owner, thanks for the Nemo Doll, I love it so much! Big love for you! Muax!

7 Responses to “You Are Not Allowed To Take Pictures Here”

  1. on 15 Nov 2007 at 12:15 am Aaron@AxiaL

    Ya man what the fish!
    I don’t understand why they don’t allow people to take photographs! We’re only taking photos because we like it and want to share it with people or keep it with us so we can view it again. Dang, what kind of company policy stops people from taking photos anyway? It’s not like the recipe is IN the photo, or their photo can sell a lot of money ka?
    lol~
    Okay I’m done. XD

  2. on 15 Nov 2007 at 2:59 am Vingie

    heyhey! but i took pictures in J.Co and they never stop me also.. SO many people i saw taking pictures in there ok! They bully u nia i tell u..

  3. on 15 Nov 2007 at 6:17 pm Genova

    bah…screw the chef. just click. go trigger happy

  4. on 15 Nov 2007 at 6:38 pm Cherylyn

    omg~ they are all so near my house.. but i’m so far away! i wanna go home and explore everywhere!! 17 more days~! weee~ cant wait~

    u should snap a pic of the chef when he called u not to take pictures! hahaha.. i bet he’ll be shocked! HAHA

  5. on 15 Nov 2007 at 11:58 pm Jean

    What company policy is that for stopping people to take pictures? Company policy… they can stop their own staff from taking pictures of themselves during work due to professionalism or something along that line, but stopping a customer?? They might have misinterpreted their company policy.

  6. on 16 Nov 2007 at 1:49 am Cedric

    Jean: If only you’re there! You can help me out!!! They bullied me!!!

    Cherylyn: It’ll dirty-fy my camera! :P

    Genova: I won’t screw him, but I’ll ask him to do it himself! Haha!!!

    Vingie
    : You bought 5 DOZENS ok?!!! STOP YOU means suicide!

    Aaron: Yeah! FIAK FIAK FIAK THEM BETUL!!!

  7. on 17 Nov 2007 at 12:50 pm aL

    there was once… i was snapping a pic of a fugly tee in some malls… one whore came to me and asked

    “why are you taking picture of our bar code? and you cannot take pics in the mall”…

    LIKE FUCK I WANNA SNAP PIC OF YOUR BAR CODEEEEEEEE!!!

    so i counter attacked with “show me the written policy that state i kenot do so please?”

    she went ” urm urm…”

    i snapped pic of it anyway and walked away.

    chaohai…

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