You Can’t Stand Me, I Can’t Stand You Too!
Ceddy on Sep 25 2008 at 12:36 am
Yeah, another incident in my college. Ya ya ya I know I’ve been cursing way too much in my blog but fuck y’all who think I should stop. This is GoodBoyGoneBad.com not GoodBoyPreaching.com so nobody can stop me from expressing myself. So what if I swear? I don’t hurt you nor your family so just deal with it.
Back to my story, so today there’s this God damn bitch who asked my friend to sit next to her so that she doesn’t get to sit next to me. And let me tell y’all something, I can be fucking noisy and loud in the college but I keep quiet during law lectures, simply because I am not a genius so what my lecturers are saying is totally essential for me.
I knew she got problem with me because this bitch totally hates vulgarities, but so what? She said she doesn’t like to sit next to me and bitch, my seat is totally perfect for my view on the white board so if you cannot stand sitting next to me you should just get your fat ass out to somewhere far far away and NOT ASKING ME TO MOVE ASIDE.
What did you think I was? And most importantly WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
BITCH!
So let me just make it clear, you can’t stand me and I can’t stand you either. How many times have you CRIED in class like some wet pussy? An oversensitive bitch like you needs to learn how to stop dehydrating yourself and learn to adapt to the society. I suggest you drop your law program because you know what? I’ve found a better job for you.
And that is to work for the Film Censorship Board.
So that you can censor every bad word you come across in a movie/songs or whatever you can find bad words.
What did you want me to do? Whenever I say a bad word and I have to go “tut”? Ok if that’s the case…
“TUT” YOU!!! You God damn lifeless object with a “TUT” disgusting face!!!
And after pissing me off, this “tut” even asks me, “Hey are you angry?”
Sorry “tut”, I had to say “YES” and I don’t even wanna listen to you, this is not the first time your “tut” face scares me, I’m afraid when it comes to you. You practically cry because of everything. But “tut” you lah, want me to be afraid of you, you don’t give face to me I don’t have to be nice to a “tut” like you.
Today I’m just being nice to tell you that I’m quite pissed off. The next time you piss me off again, I’mma have to ask you to just “tut” off and go be a hooker somewhere else and stop playing with me. This is OUR class, I pay just like everyone else so if you can’t stand me, go “tut” yourself!
Man I’mma plan something to prank this “tut” nicely. Do you guys have any idea of how to prank this kind of “tut”?
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Total of “bitch” word used - 5
Total of censored words instructed by the censorship board - 11
Wow! At least I’m not that vulgar after all.
p/s: “tut” = bitch/fuck/fucking/whore/cunt/pussy…etc
haha what a TUT up. just ask her to TUT her own TOT fifty two times and just kick her TUT. haha
TUT stupid TUT (fucking stupid cunt. do i have to censor stupid too?) pissing ceddy off. haiya
Those words are so sweet…
I also would have put “slut” here and then…
HAHAHAHAHA~
I laughed out loud in office!
i like the “tut”!
next time i will use that on my annoying colleagues!
and for that “tut” in your class.
since she dislike to hear the actual word, should tell it more often to her face.
see her cringe and withered before your eyes~ wat a sight~
Lynn: Yeah I’m so gonna tell it to her face and make her feel happy all the time. What a “tur”!
A: Awww true true! Slut eh?! But wait no! Can’t call her a slut cuz she ain’t qualified to be one!
Nina: Hahahahah I love that one!!! XD XD XD
eh BFF, ur ‘tut’ classmate wants to be in a vulgar-less world issit? ISA her pls. they sure can protect her wan lor!
hoi!! “tut” u la.. so many “tut” till i “tut” till donno where..
haihz.. just let her be la u “tut”..
give her space to breath.. muahahaz.. some people just have no life.. muahahaz..
or perhaps.. everytime u pass by here.. u keep whisper to her “tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut”
I have the similar experience as you back in those uni days… there is this fat “tut” who is very much similar like the ones you mentioned, save for the fact that this “tut” went around thinking that she is made of Japan/Korea…
Hahaha… may I suggest Rudy and JJ for the prank? =)
LOL.
She can work for Singapore! ;X
Joyyyyy to conservatism.
How about pranking a letter of acception to some Film censorship board? ;X
Lalalala xD
You go Ceddy. Don’t let any “tuts tuts” tut you off. Hahahahahahahaha.
Frank: LOL Damn right no way!
Nikkiko: OH yeah hor… Hmm can consider that also! *thinking of how to draft a letter for that*
sckhsmg2008: YESSS!!! I was thinking of Rudy and JJ alsooooo! XD
Krawx: That “tut” doesn’t know what “tut” means wor…
BFF: Correct pun, since she cannot stand so many things.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
this is sooooo tut-ing funnyyyyyyy.
i love it.
HEYYYYYYYYYYY ZOMG i like it when ur pissed at something! ur posts n expressions will be so geddamn funny!
=) =)
but hey, take a chill pill okie? just bitch stare at that bitch the next time u see her *hugs*
oh eh btw ceddy, our pic is in my blog!
seems like she dun like to TUT or being TUT - *act only* shy virgin.. LOL
hahaha
i have a similar situation.. but in highschool.. there’s this boy that sits next to me in english class (we have assigned seats) and hes the most annoying person you will ever meet… actually i hope you don’t meet him cuz he’s so “tut” annoying. all class he sits akwardly in his seat with pants that end at his ankles (even though he can afford new ones!!) and taps his “tut” feet every “tut” second, and during tests it gets wicked “tut”distracting cuz he doesn’t have any rythem whatsoever.
but the thing that really pisses me off is that he is completely aware of me. every. “tut”. second. and he faces me during class and pretends to ‘look past me’… outside the window… like, honestly….wow.
even though the teacher is in the other direction
OMG!!…and he mumbles to himself.. hoping that his pathetic murmurs will catch my interest… yeahh thats gonna happen when you stop being annoying… oh wait! thats never! hahaha
now i am not a bitch. so dont think it.
i’m just a pissed off girl who’s trying to make it through her freshman year of highschool.
honestly, i almost have an A in that english class…
even though i dread it the whole fucking day..
what makes it worse is that the teacher doesn’t give a damn… btw.. i’m done with the whole “tut” shit.
anyway, i asked her if we were going to change seats anytime soon and she said probably not until halfway through the year… i was like WTF BITCH!?!?!
she’s the worst teacher ever.. idk why she even went into teaching.. shes anthropic. and she smokes alot and our papers always smell cigs.
and i’m alergic to them so i’m always sneezing in her class to make matters worse… and about 30 seconds after i sneeze hear a little “bless you” from fucking gay ass josh (the boy)
grr.. he makes me mad.
so i can relate to your situation
and sorry i dont have any suggestions for you… but i hope you liked my little story.. and good luck with your problem